Topic: Guns
+Anonymous A — 6 months ago #67,399
I don’t think guns should be legal. I can’t be trusted with them. If I ever own a gun, I’m going to do something stupid and we’re never going to live in a democracy again.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 6 months ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #669,696
THEY CALL IT THE SOUND OF DEATH! WE CALL IT THE SOUND OF MUSIC! WE ARE THE ORCHESTRA OF THE REVOLUTION AND OUR WEAPONS ARE OUR INSTRUMENTS WITH WHICH WE PLEASE EVEN OUR ENEMIES WITH OUR RYTMIC BEAUTY!
·Anonymous A (OP) — 6 months ago, 4 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #669,697
They tell us, "Bring back our president! We want democracy! Bring back our president! We want democracy bring back our human rights!" How about bring back our army! Bring back our army!
·Anonymous A (OP) — 6 months ago, 4 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #669,698
People will criticize my human rights records. It does not matter! When I die I will be judged by the creator! I am a good man! I am merciful even to my enemies! I will tell this to anyone who is against me, I will even wash the still beating heart of even my greatest enemy! My moral constitution is one of great humility. Much more so than anyone who opposes my rule.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 6 months ago, 5 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #669,699
My first action as supreme leader of the United States is I will enact a 4 day work week and any employer other than one who employs doctors who are saving lives will have their CEO executed if they make their employees work on Saturday, Sunday, or Monday. And everyone has government subsidized tacos on Tuesday for the low income Americans or whatever. And I am dictating this, there will be no vote on this. Four day work weeks.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 6 months ago, 2 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #669,700
Also we’re going to be enacting free midnight classes for adults who did not graduate high school to receive their diploma so that they can learn skills like basic algebra. This is my iron fist oppressing the American people!
·Anonymous A (OP) — 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 20 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #669,701
Automated taxes, no more doing taxes it’s just automatic, no filing anything, you don’t write off anything, an AI does it for you and you don’t have to do anything actually anymore. The money is disappears from your account and you can’t do anything about it. That’s gonna be a new change. Swap the military budget with the NASA budget and we can conquer the universe.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 22 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #669,702
You know, Japan, they have a lot of military bases. Either, Japan can keep their military bases, and they all start speaking English and Japan get divided up into 3 US states in Asia, or we give them some nukes and we leave all the bases and now they’re just on their own you figure out China and North Korea and Russia and its not our problem now. But they decide, I don’t care. Unless they choose to be a part of America, then I’m not going to follow through with that, because I don’t feel like it.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 6 months ago, 3 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #669,703
@previous (A)
Tbh I’d trust Japan with nukes. I’d give them some hydrogen bombs, some ICBMs, give them the manual for it translated into Japanese. They’re not gonna seek revenge on us. I trust the Japanese. They’d never do that. There’s nothing to worry about. I trust them. Yep.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 27 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #669,704
@previous (A)
As long as they nuke Florida I don’t care. Don’t nuke a state with people who aren’t undesirables living in a alligator infested Mickey Mouse den.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 6 months ago, 2 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #669,705
Bomb an orphanage.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 6 months ago, 3 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #669,707
@669,704 (A)
This is still very much a pro-American stance. Florida isn’t even really a part of America anyway. I’d never advocate for nuking true Americans. Florida is basically another country anyway. You should need a passport to go to Miami.
https://youtu.be/AGY5-yC9iPc ·Anonymous A (OP) — 6 months ago, 3 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #669,709
Guam though, that’s an integral part of the United States and I will make sure that all 330 million Americans will die to defend it from China!
·Anonymous A (OP) — 6 months ago, 3 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #669,710
I’ll make all racism illegal… unless it’s against French Canadians.
+Anonymous B — 6 months ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #669,713
This is the most based shit I’ve ever read.