TinyChan

Topic: Comprehensive list of Laws of North Korea

+Kim Jung un6 months ago #67,385

Our country has very fair and sane laws. Come on in the water is fine!

Talking negatively about any of the Kim family: death penalty
Murder: death penalty
Possession of drugs: death penalty
Being undocumented (or illegal): death penalty
Not having picture of Kim Jung un: death penalty
Running a stop sign: death penalty
Doing 2 over the speed limit: death penalty
Doing more than 10 over: double death penalty
Breathing too much: death penalty
Leaving your house without permission: death penalty
Being homeless: death penalty
Saying the F word freedom: death penalty


We don’t need to MNKGA because it already is great. No jail population, no fines, what do you have to lose?

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+Anonymous B6 months ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #669,588

In Korean, it’s not the f word it’s the 자 word.
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