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Topic: I’m not very religious

+Anonymous A6 months ago #67,371

All who die by the way, whether by land or by sea, or in battle against the pagans, shall have immediate remission of sins. This I grant them through the power of God with which I am invested. O what a disgrace if such a despised and base race, which worships demons, should conquer a people which has the faith of omnipotent God and is made glorious with the name of Christ! With what reproaches will the Lord overwhelm us if you do not aid those who, with us, profess the Christian religion! Let those who have been accustomed unjustly to wage private warfare against the faithful now go against the infidels and end with victory this war which should have been begun long ago. Let those who for a long time, have been robbers, now become knights. Let those who have been fighting against their brothers and relatives now fight in a proper way against the barbarians. Let those who have been serving as mercenaries for small pay now obtain the eternal reward. Let those who have been wearing themselves out in both body and soul now work for a double honor. Behold! on this side will be the sorrowful and poor, on that, the rich; on this side, the enemies of the Lord, on that, his friends. Let those who go not put off the journey, but rent their lands and collect money for their expenses; and as soon as winter is over and spring comes, let hem eagerly set out on the way with God as their guide.

+Anonymous B6 months ago, 5 minutes later[T] [B] #669,466

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·Anonymous A (OP) — 6 months ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #669,467

@previous (B)
Most logical Protestant theory.

+Anonymous C6 months ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #669,468

@previous (A)
Better than the Pedophile Catholic Church.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #669,469

@previous (C)
That’s why I only stick to the Roman Catholic Church.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 6 months ago, 59 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #669,470

In hoc signo vinces! 🗡️

·Anonymous Z-806 months ago, 3 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #669,472

@669,469 (A)
https://www.abuselawsuit.com/church-sex-abuse/lawsuits/
Roman Catholic Church going broke as all fuck re Priest and Bishop Child abuse.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #669,473

Anyway guys, as a moderate Catholic who doesn’t support those sick evil things really religious people are doing in the world, I’ve compiled a playlist of the best videos for religious moderates.

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLymRqLKTszwOBo6HC61-IpTqYxKD20ha8

·Anonymous A (OP) — 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 18 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #669,475

@669,472 (Anonymous Z-80)
You obviously have no clue how much money the church has if you think that’s going to even make a dent.

·Anonymous C6 months ago, 1 minute later, 19 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #669,476

Shame on you.gif@669,473 (A)
Fact is when you tithe your money supports pedophile priests.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 6 months ago, 2 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #669,477

@previous (C)
Let’s just forget about all the hospitals, schools, and orphanages then I guess. Good thing at least my tax dollars that go towards a secular government only fund improving society and totally don’t fund any wars or South African billionaires Mars ambitions or anything silly like that.

·Anonymous C6 months ago, 2 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #669,479

Shame on you.gif@previous (A)
> orphanages t
https://www.commonwealmagazine.org/abuse-catholic-orphanages

·Anonymous A (OP) — 6 months ago, 18 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #669,480

Really, I’m fine with atheists. Atheists are cool. As long as they’re Catholic atheists and not Protestant atheists.

+Anonymous D6 months ago, 3 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #669,481

Catholic Church Child abuse allowed.jpg@previous (A)
Catholic Atheists

·Anonymous A (OP) — 6 months ago, 41 seconds later, 28 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #669,482

@previous (D)
I actually used to live in Boston.

·Anonymous B6 months ago, 2 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #669,483

@previous (A)
Guessing you're not thrilled about contributing $$$$ for fucking up children.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 6 months ago, 41 seconds later, 31 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #669,484

@previous (B)
I can smell the Protestant atheism.

https://youtu.be/ZKf9WZ7hygI

·Fact Checker6 months ago, 3 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #669,486

@previous (A)
Protestants would not exist IF the Church allowed a King to get a divorce.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 36 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #669,487

@previous (Fact Checker)
What a nice guy King Henry VIII was, beheading his wives. Was an upstanding gentleman who simply wanted women to have rights! He wasn’t pro life like all these stinking Catholics. When a woman was complaining he was like, "Welp, off with her head!" I do love the English culture.

·Anonymous B6 months ago, 6 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #669,488

@previous (A)
> King Henry VIII

Blame most of that on God. God failed to give Henry VIII Baby Batter that made more Males.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 44 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #669,489

@previous (B)
Or you know, he could have like… just accepted that the next monarch after him would be a queen instead of a king and not beheaded women.

·Anonymous B6 months ago, 1 minute later, 46 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #669,490

@previous (A)
The King gave new meanings to Head Jobs.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 6 months ago, 51 seconds later, 47 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #669,491

@previous (B)
They have to be lucky every time.

·Fact Checker6 months ago, 4 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #669,492

OP How does it feel when you turn Cannable every Sunday and eat the body of Jesus and drink Jesus blood?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 6 months ago, 4 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #669,493

@previous (Fact Checker)
I don’t drink.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 6 months ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #669,495

Imagine being a theism.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 6 months ago, 29 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #669,496

You’re not a theist, you’re just a theist.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #669,497

I myself, I’m not an atheist, I’m one step beyond that, I’m a btheist.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 6 months ago, 21 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #669,498

Tbh even though this entire thread was intended to be a sarcastic joke, if there are 1.4 billion Catholics in the world, pointing to a subset of Catholics and saying they’re pedophiles isn’t the most convincing argument in the world.

+Anonymous E6 months ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #669,520

the pedophile thing is only notable because the catholic church has actual accountability and higher organization and so any cases can get investigated and people punished

·Fact Checker6 months ago, 14 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #669,595

@669,493 (A)
So, you only eat the body of Jesus.

+Anonymous F6 months ago, 2 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #669,597

@previous (Fact Checker)
A lot of people do that. You line up down the center isle, at the front, there are two people to the left, two people to the right, the first person gives you the bread, you make the sign of the cross, and either you stop at the second person with the wine or you just ignore them and keep walking.

·Illustrator6 months ago, 3 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #669,599

@previous (F)
I am aware and have even partaken of a few times. Told in advance at Greek Church I should NOT partake - Did temporally become a Cannibal.

·FactChecker6 months ago, 2 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #669,601

@previous (Illustrator)
I believe every human being has something of value they brought to the table, especially Hitler.

·Illustrator6 months ago, 16 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #669,603

@previous (FactChecker)
> I believe every human being has something of value they brought to the table, especially Hitler.

I so enjoy the imagined mental image as Hitler does the right thing finally and blows out his brains.

·anon6 months ago, 2 days later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #669,950

CLAPPING Biden and wife 200.gif@previous (Illustrator)
> > I believe every human being has something of value they brought to the table, especially Hitler.
>
> I so enjoy the imagined mental image as Hitler does the right thing finally and blows out his brains.

+Anonymous G6 months ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #669,959

@669,603 (Illustrator)
hitler retired to argentina tho
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