Topic: Thankful to be born an American
+Anonymous A — 7 months ago #67,321
I’m actually thankful I was born American, because if I was born Thai I’d be getting fucked in the ass by a white dude right now. Instead I am a white dude. In this life, I think the universe wants me to fail upward. I am an extremely pathetic excuse of a man, but I’m going to be successful in this life. Why? Because God set that out for me. Yep. You know, I bet you’re a loyal husband and father and you work a 9 to 5 40 hours a week to support your family, but your wife is going to divorce you and you’re already falling behind on your car note and mortgage payments. I just jerked off to a dick on the internet and I’m gonna be a billionaire someday. It’s not fair. I’m less of a man than you, but god damn it I’m worth more than you.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 7 months ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #669,220
I wonder what it would be like to die in a war. Like I’ve thought about it, if I was in a war, I wouldn’t want to live. I wouldn’t commit suicide because that’s unforgivable in my religion and I wouldn’t I wouldn’t do it to be honorable. I would just allow myself to be killed, out of depression. What does this have to do with getting fucked in the ass again?
·Anonymous A (OP) — 7 months ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #669,221
Like I can imagine some guys just don’t really believe in the cause and aren’t really trying that hard so then the other side is like, "Woah why’d you jump off a cliff? You must be so hard." But it’s like, nah it’s actually because they’re a little bitch with feelings and they just didn’t want to live anymore. Yep.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 7 months ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #669,222
I mean if you think about it, two men go to war: one is a woman on the inside, the other is the hardest most badass soldier ever with a warrior spirit. They both blow themselves up suicidally. You know what I’m saying? It’s the same end just different reasons.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 7 months ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #669,223
HA! That means all war veterans who survived are nonbinary freaks.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 7 months ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #669,224
Jocko is a nonbinary freak.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 7 months ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #669,225
If I was in the emperor of the United States of America, I’d nuke Europe.
+Anonymous B — 7 months ago, 11 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #669,226
+Anonymous C — 6 months ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #669,471
+Anonymous D — 6 months ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #669,538
+Anonymous E — 6 months ago, 46 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #669,539
+Anonymous F — 6 months ago, 7 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #669,572
