Topic: Question for the people
+Anonymous A — 7 months ago #67,291
You ever have a moment where you realize you’re gay, you’re just not homosexual? It’s possible to be a dude and be gay and not like men at all. It’s possible to be attracted to women, but you’re just not a real man. You know what I mean? I think, what I’ve realized in life is, is that as men, what we’re supposed to do, our biological mission from God is to find a wife, provide for her, protect her, defend our country, and stuff. But the thing is right, I don’t wanna do any of that. My ideal is, I have a lot of money. I have an apartment. I order in groceries on my iPhone. I duct tape the windows shut. I don’t go outside. I have one friend who is a dude but looks like a girl who fucks me in the ass and I eat sushi. Do I have to explain how this works?
·Anonymous A (OP) — 7 months ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #668,935
It’s like: okay, when you’re born as a man, they’re supposed to circumcise you without any anesthetic so you feel that pain and you become traumatized and some little sparkle of purity dies in your heart. But some guys, they have foreskin still. You get what I’m saying? Like I’m the type of dude, where if it came down to it, life or death situation, the sky is falling, the Chinese are about to land on the beaches of California, the entire US fleet as been sunken, our ammunition is low, am I gonna be that kamikaze pilot who saves America by flying a plane into a Chinese ship? No. But I will be the dude who guilts other people into doing it. You get what I’m saying?
·Anonymous A (OP) — 7 months ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #668,936
Like, hey, Bill, your names not Bill? Your names Bob? Aw, Bill, I’m going to call you Bill. You’re not Bob. Your mommy who named you Bob got burned alive in the Chinese firebombing of San Francisco. Nobody loves you anymore Bill, you’re property of the state Bill. Now do your duity and stop being a little pussy and get in that fucking airplane over there, and you fly your plane into the Chinese ship and kill yourself honorably so I get promoted. Okay Bill?
·Anonymous A (OP) — 7 months ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #668,937
Then when the war ends and the Chinese force us to surrender I’m gonna be like. "What? Huh? Oh Mao Zedong. Yeah that guys great! Founder of China. Communism? Yeah I’ve always been a communist, I was part of the resistance to democracy. Yup."
·Anonymous A (OP) — 7 months ago, 2 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #668,938
Nobody knows what I’m talking about but everyone knows what I’m talking about.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 7 months ago, 4 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #668,939
Then I’ll feel bad about it, for a couple weeks like 5 years later and I’ll be paranoid and stuff and feel like the ghosts of those people I made fly those planes into ship are haunting me. Then I’ll forgive myself and never think about it again.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 7 months ago, 40 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #668,940
I know that because of something else that happened.
😐
·Anonymous A (OP) — 7 months ago, 3 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #668,941
So basically I’m saying I’m not homosexual, I’m not happy, I’m the third offensive definition of the word gay meaning foolish, stupid, or unimpressive.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 7 months ago, 1 minute later, 20 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #668,942
@previous (A)
So really the third meaning of the third definition. Just unimpressive. I’m not stupid, and I’m not evil, but oh my god if you knew how much I could let you down you would not believe the depths of it! :D
·Anonymous A (OP) — 7 months ago, 1 minute later, 21 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #668,943
Like it’s not stupid, it’s not evil, it’s another third thing that there’s no word for.
+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 7 months ago, 6 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #668,974
was gona reply but i see u r busy fully engaged in a convo wit urself so ill let u be
+Anonymous C — 7 months ago, 5 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #668,991
@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
At least OP's honest about it. I think syntax does the same thing with socks.
·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 6 months ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #669,378
+anon — 6 months ago, 8 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #669,411
@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
ducky spotted.