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Topic: State of the Union speech
+Donald Q Trump — 7 months ago #67,258
Trump and Elon
Hello fellow citizens. I am your demigod emperor Donald Trump. Where to begin? If I govern, food prices will rise. As it grows under my leadership, so does patriotism. If a democrat rules a country, he is a tyrant and should be charged with treason and sent to North Korea. We are preparing a plane for Tyrant Joe Biden to fly to North Korea to live in a Nazi paradise.
Elon Musk is the new emperor. Anyone who exceeds this limit will be deported to North Korea within 72 hours. You will be on the next flight. Kim will take you to the paradise where you think freedom exists. All the wrong things are caused by non-white, non-straight, non-cisgender people. We will send all of these people back to North Korea as soon as possible.
To prevent Disney from taking advantage of socialist ideas, the building will be owned by the government. Because we have implemented Marxist ideas and controlled private enterprises, it will become a national asset. We will do the same with Amazon, Walmart, and Twitter. Elon Musk will strictly lead all companies.
According to the Liberty Press, when it comes to the media, all media will be dismantled and FOX will be the only source of truth. All media outlets, including journalists, will be deported to North Korea.
In this beautiful state of the United States, you must be 18 to get a haircut. If you are under 18 and want a haircut, have someone under 18 cut your hair for you. We will deport you back to North Korea and make you a child care worker. If you are an illegal immigrant, you will be deported back to North Korea. Native Americans will also be deported back to North Korea because they are illegal immigrants.
When this happens, the United States will be a brilliant country with golden opportunities and our flag will fly high again. What do you think, Elon?
Elon thinks this is glorious and that this should only happen to Tesla. Deport all other vigilantes and tyrants. Have a great day. If you hate freedom, you will be exiled to North Korea. Starting next week, all flights and airports will be used to send non-Americans directly to North Korea.

+Anonymous B — 7 months ago, 8 hours later[T] [B] #668,667
Hm