Topic: Three sacred beliefs to live by

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Topic: Three sacred beliefs to live by

+Anonymous A — 7 months ago #67,252

These are the truths which I hold to be self evident.

1. 6 months to the gate. If you’re in prison or you’re in the army, as long as you stop doing gay stuff six months to the gate, not technically gay.

2. You need to exit the bathroom before the toilet stops making sound.

3. White people invented homosexuality and transgenderism.

(Edited 4 minutes later.)

·Anonymous A (OP) — 7 months ago, 7 minutes later[T] [B] #668,632

https://youtu.be/4zDymtGk_PA?t=5m

America was founded on 6 months to the gate.

+Anonymous B — 7 months ago, 12 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #668,666

You think Trump is gonna stop sucking off Elon before 6 months to the gate?

+Anonymous C — 7 months ago, 22 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #668,676

@previous (B)
Nope.