https://files.catbox.moe/k4kqz8.mp3
I was sent on a mission
Banned from girl kissin
Sent to seduce some guys
Addicted
To politics
I despise
I’ll get these guys
I walk in to the bar
They’re arguing
They’ve gone too far
Both want to win
They’re wrestling
They’re throwing a punch
I sit down
I order a drink
I settle in
And start to think
How do you seduce
Two grown men
Addicted to politics,
Who are not gay ,
When youre not gay
There’s only one way
Start a wrestling match
And and go in rough
Until everyone got awkward boners
And starts doing gay stuff
Just two guys
Discussing politics
The best of, the hits!
It’s race and economy,
Military and history,
And then there’s me,
I between two guys,
Rubbing their thighs,
Sayin,
I know you won that fight,
Do you want to stay at mine tonight?
I challenge them
To eating wings
To drinking beers
I let em win
I edit the Wikipedia pages
For their favourite ideology,
I say look here,
Hey did you see this
I show then my phone
And lean in too far
For an awkward
Meeting of the lips
And they say woah
I say no
No homo
That wing sauce was hot
I taste it on your lips
You are manly
I only got mild
everyone got awkward boners
And started doing gay stuff
Just two guys
Discussing politics.
The best of, the hits!
It’s race and economy,
Military and history,
And then there’s me,
I between two guys,
Rubbing their thighs,
Sayin,
I know you won that fight,
Do you want to stay at mine tonight?
everyone got awkward boners
And starts doing gay stuff
I’m a Cold War spy,
And it’s heating up,
I just need to distract,
These two guys,
So they stop spamming tiny chann ,
And leave the space for me,
To post crappy songs made with AI,
Oooh yeah,
Post about girls using AI
But,
everyone got awkward boners
And starts doing gay stuff,
everyones got awkward boners
And doing gay stuff
My face was meant to chase them away,
Stop their politics posts all day,
But we’re in love now,
Oh lord,
everyones got loving boners
And doing love stuff
[end]
(Edited 3 minutes later.)
I like the picture and the story in the song that I didn't click because I'm paranoid. I suppose it's a interesting twist on the love but not war approach, make war but then stop and make love.