Notice: Home alone tonight?
Topic: Keep having to go to the bathroom
+Anonymous A — 9 months ago #67,205
Non stop diarrhea. This might be the end.
+Anonymous B — 9 months ago, 8 minutes later[T] [B] #668,019
How much, when, why?
·Anonymous A (OP) — 9 months ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #668,020
@previous (B)
> How much, when, why?
Non stop and probably due to drinking too much soda.
·Anonymous B — 9 months ago, 3 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #668,021
·Anonymous A (OP) — 9 months ago, 3 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #668,022
@previous (B)
> When
I drink it when I feel like it.
·Anonymous B — 9 months ago, 3 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #668,023
@previous (A)
When did you start drinking it
·Anonymous A (OP) — 9 months ago, 1 minute later, 20 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #668,024
@previous (B)
When I was a toddler.
·Anonymous B — 9 months ago, 1 minute later, 22 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #668,025
@previous (A)
You've been having diarrhea everytime you drink soda, which you do "when ever you feel like it" since a toddler?
·Anonymous A (OP) — 9 months ago, 1 minute later, 23 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #668,026
@previous (B)
> You've been having diarrhea everytime you drink soda, which you do "when ever you feel like it" since a toddler?
Yes
·Anonymous B — 9 months ago, 1 minute later, 25 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #668,027
@previous (A)
You could spend some time on finding a substitute
·Anonymous A (OP) — 9 months ago, 2 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #668,028
@previous (B)
> You could spend some time on finding a substitute
Monster energy should be alright.
·Anonymous B — 9 months ago, 2 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #668,029
@previous (A)
You got it backwards, soda is a beginner substitute for energy drinks. Anymore backwardness is likely to lead to pegging OP. Be careful.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 9 months ago, 6 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #668,030
@previous (B)
> You got it backwards, soda is a beginner substitute for energy drinks. Anymore backwardness is likely to lead to pegging OP. Be careful.
How the fuck would me drinking caffinated beverages lead to some bitch sodomizing me with a rubber dick?
·Anonymous B — 9 months ago, 1 minute later, 37 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #668,031
@previous (A)
Well if you keep doing things backwards, you'll like it from the back eventually.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 9 months ago, 29 seconds later, 38 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #668,032
·Anonymous B — 9 months ago, 40 seconds later, 39 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #668,033
·Anonymous A (OP) — 9 months ago, 1 minute later, 40 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #668,034
For real though if I ever do sink to that low of a point I hope she is at least hot.
·Anonymous B — 9 months ago, 6 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #668,035
@previous (A)
Let's rather hope that you are the first man that girl cock is going into, and in the case we are too afraid to ask, let it have a condom on.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 9 months ago, 7 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #668,036
@previous (B)
> Let's rather hope that you are the first man that girl cock is going into, and in the case we are too afraid to ask, let it have a condom on.
Wtf, even if I was a sodmomite I wouldn't be dumb enough to let a real dick in my ass.
·Anonymous B — 9 months ago, 2 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #668,037
@previous (A)
It's not real, it's called a strap-on. She's probably going to playing it and talking about it as if it's real, be ready for that in your hypothetical downfall
·Anonymous A (OP) — 9 months ago, 18 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #668,041
@previous (B)
> It's not real, it's called a strap-on. She's probably going to playing it and talking about it as if it's real, be ready for that in your hypothetical downfall
Hey I asked a minister if its forbidden by scripture and he said its not. Imma have to find a domme now to expand my prostate.
·Anonymous B — 9 months ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #668,042
@previous (A)
You'll have more luck on northern parts for some reason according to chat GPT. Good luck
·Anonymous A (OP) — 9 months ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #668,044
@previous (B)
> You'll have more luck on northern parts for some reason according to chat GPT. Good luck
Northern parts?
·Anonymous B — 9 months ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #668,046
@previous (A)
North America and north Europe
+Anonymous C — 9 months ago, 10 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #668,141

lmao at these 2 dudes "hypothetically" discussing anal penetration of a male