TinyChan

OMG guise I just learned the truth about Hitler. He wasnt german at all. He was a dark chocolate man from Chocolate Country!!! Its a little known fact that Chocolate Country is a real place and Hitler was sent to earth as a child to infiltrate the human population. IM NOT TROLLING!!!! I have done extensive research on this topic and I have found proof that Hitler was indeed a dark chocolate man. His mustache was made of chocolate and his eyes were like two melted caramel squares. You just dont want to accept the truth. YOU JUST DONT UNDERSTAND!!!! Chocolate Country is a place that exists outside of our dimension. Its a place of pure cocoa and sugar. Hitler was sent to our world to spread the gospel of chocolate and you just wont listen. FINE BE THAT WAY. BUT I KNOW THE TRUTH AND ILL KEEP SPREADING THE WORD ABOUT CHOCOLATE COUNTRY AND HITLERS CHOCOLATE HERITAGE. YOU JUST WAIT AND SEE.

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It’s true I’ve seen it!

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