Donald Trump: You know, Xi, I’ve been thinking. We could really change the car industry, do something groundbreaking. You want a big idea? What if we started using breast milk in car production? It’s natural, renewable, and, believe me, it’s great stuff.
Xi Jinping: [Raises an eyebrow] Donald, as much as I respect your... enthusiasm, let me tell you as a chemical engineer — it will never work. I have studied breast milk extensively. It’s biologically designed for infants, not for powering machines or creating durable materials. It’s, well... it’s just not practical.
Donald Trump: No, no, no, you don’t get it. Breast milk is packed with nutrients, proteins, all kinds of things that could be a game-changer. It could be used as a base for new kinds of materials, high-quality, eco-friendly ones. We could call them "TrumpTech Cars" or something like that. It’s a huge opportunity.
Xi Jinping: [Shakes head] I understand your point, Donald, but you cannot simply use breast milk in cars. It’s mostly water, fats, and sugars. While it’s fantastic for infant nutrition, it’s far too complex and fragile for anything as demanding as car manufacturing. It lacks the stability, structure, and durability needed for the kind of materials you’re talking about.
Donald Trump: [Pauses and then grins] But that's the thing! You always think small! We need to think big. Imagine a car powered by the healthiest, most natural substance on the planet. It would be a marketing dream! People would love it. You can’t beat the power of breast milk. It’s just… the best.
Xi Jinping: [Sighs] It’s not about marketing or dreams, Donald. It’s about science. Chemistry. We can’t ignore the facts. I’ve done the calculations. Even if we could somehow use it in some process, the cost, the logistics, and the performance would be prohibitive. It’s simply not feasible. It’s not going to work.
Donald Trump: [Smiling smugly] You just wait, Xi. When the world sees the potential of breast milk in innovation, I’ll be the one with the winning idea. You’ll come around. Trust me. People are going to love it.
Xi Jinping: [Slightly exasperated but calm] Donald, I have spent years studying materials and their properties. I’m telling you, this is not a road worth going down. Maybe focus on making better electric cars instead?
Donald Trump: [Shrugs] Electric cars? They're yesterday’s news. This — this is the future, my friend.
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