Topic: The second penis
+Anonymous A — 9 months ago #67,197
I read something incredible yesterday! You know how some people talk about weird theories? Well, I think I’ve stumbled upon something groundbreaking. It’s about white people! I mean, hear me out. There's this theory that they have a second penis that can retract into their bodies. It’s like a hidden superpower or something! No, really! Think about it! The idea is that this "secret weapon" has some kind of evolutionary purpose—like it helps them assert dominance or something, especially when it comes to making big decisions like climate change policies. The theory goes that when they’re faced with tough decisions—like whether to invest in renewable energy or continue polluting—they “retract” into their comfort zones. It’s like their second penis is a metaphor for avoiding responsibility. It’s like a psychological mechanism! It’s all connected—society, power structures, you name it.
+Anonymous B — 9 months ago, 8 hours later[T] [B] #667,990
Yep this is true.
·Anonymous B — 9 months ago, 22 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #667,991
My penis retracts up my asshole.
