Topic: World war three

+Anonymous A — 9 months ago #67,126

I hope they never draft me up into world war three. Because I know when they put me in that trench, I’m gonna be there sucking that dick. They’re going to put me way out in the woods somewhere in a trench, where there’s not a lot of action. I’m gonna be stationed there with like one other dude. We’re gonna put up a front at first like, "Yeah we’re here to defeat the enemy." And then we’re gonna be there like a couple months later, the enemy is in the next town over doing some bullshit so we aren’t really needed, and haven’t been needed this whole time. It will get really boring. Nothing to do, no internet, get tired of throwing rocks at stuff. Can’t peak our heads up above the trench or we’ll get shot. So then one day, the other guy will be like, "Hey homie, you know your hand can’t be gay."

·Anonymous A (OP) — 9 months ago, 4 minutes later[T] [B] #667,315

Because you know, in combat, it’s 6 months to the gate. If you haven’t done anything gay 6 months before you get honorably discharged from the armed forces, not technically gay. God will be looking down smiling and be like, "Yep, according to the rule book, you are aye okay!"

·Anonymous A (OP) — 9 months ago, 27 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #667,316

And that is how Russia becomes a global superpower.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 9 months ago, 4 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #667,317

Really, if I’m out fighting a war because I got drafted, and some dude tells me my hand can’t be gay. You know what I’m saying. I’m saying, you know what? We’re already about to die. That’s how you live out there. You have to live every day with the expectation that you WILL die. You can’t worry about "maybe I might die." That creates too much anxiety, you’ll lose your mind. You just have to accept that you’re going to die and this is good for you. So you know what I’ll say to that? I’ll say, you know what? Fuck that, you don’t need my hand. As a matter of fact? Take your pants off right now. Hell, I don’t even wanna suck your dick, I’m taking MY pants off. Fuck me in the ass harder than the government already has.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 9 months ago, 8 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #667,318

It’s like, it’s only rape if you don’t want it. So if you try and put me through all that stuff, I’m gonna act like I want it. You know what I’m saying? Give me more. Hell I wanna die, I wanna commit those war crimes, I want that dick deep up my asshole. You get what I’m saying? Just cut my arm off, let it bleed.

+Anonymous B — 9 months ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #667,322

@previous (A)
> It’s like, it’s only rape if you don’t want it. So if you try and put me through all that stuff, I’m gonna act like I want it. You know what I’m saying? Give me more. Hell I wanna die, I wanna commit those war crimes, I want that dick deep up my asshole. You get what I’m saying? Just cut my arm off, let it bleed.

I get what you're saying but I doubt we'll get a world war 3 because the reality is that most of us who gen x and above aren't ready for that lifestyle and after learning about all the horrors about war and the truth behind the BS why would anybody sign up for that? No matter how much benefits or money the gov will give me I'm too scared to fight especially in a pointless, nonsensical war. It's one thing fighting to defend myself or my family but I'm not going out my way to defend "my country". That's brainwash propaganda disguise as patriotism.

+Anonymous C — 9 months ago, 5 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #667,335

@previous (B)
Dude I’m literally just looking for an excuse to suck a dick. It’s not that deep.

·Anonymous C — 9 months ago, 3 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #667,336

It’s like hey, if I’m gonna die I might as well suck a dick but the problem is I’m not gonna die but I wanna suck a dick.

·Anonymous C — 9 months ago, 11 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #667,338

It’s like, imagine hypothetically, you were on an airplane. Totally normal. The airplane gets hijacked and it’s headed towards some skyscraper somewhere although you don’t know where exactly or how far away it is or how long it will take. Now imagine you’re also sitting next to a hot guy. Now you’re not gay, but you’ve never sucked a dick before. This is your once shot do not miss your chance to blow it. This opportunity comes once in a lifetime.

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+Anonymous D — 9 months ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #667,357

@667,322 (B)
Hard agree. I live here because that's where the stars decided to crap me out, not because I think our country is special or right.

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+Anonymous E — 9 months ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #667,358

I didn’t expect this to actually work.

·Anonymous D — 9 months ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #667,359

@667,335 (C)
I'm starting to think this thread is about picking up lonely dudes and not actually about anything else.

·Anonymous D — 9 months ago, 30 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #667,361

@667,358 (E)
We're not signing up for your platoon.

·Anonymous D — 9 months ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #667,362

@667,338 (C)
I'm pretty good at tossing rapey faggots at hijackers. Just saying.

·Anonymous E — 9 months ago, 3 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #667,363

@667,359 (D)
We need to round up fit young men with nice bodies for uh… for our country, yeah. AND NO WOMEN!

·Anonymous E — 9 months ago, 4 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #667,365

@667,362 (D)
https://youtu.be/QdaFxJ3PYkg?t=3m

+Anonymous F — 9 months ago, 35 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #667,366

@previous (E)
lol

·Anonymous B — 9 months ago, 6 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #667,441

@667,336 (C)
then go suck some dick bro. no need to go roundabout lol while you're still alive might as well enjoy it. Find a local gloryhole(if they even exist). There's always going to be a hard cock eager to be sucked in this world and its never in short supply.

+Anonymous G — 9 months ago, 6 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #667,446

@previous (B)
No, that’s very dishonorable.

+Anonymous H — 9 months ago, 12 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #667,491

China Finally Witnesses Power Of US Navy: Chinese Cruisers Fleeing Helplessly
https://youtu.be/EEKzViSEA8M

+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 9 months ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #667,493

im a woman and also canadian

·Anonymous B — 9 months ago, 15 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #667,558

@667,446 (G)
> No, that’s very dishonorable.

it's only considered dishonorable when both men are secure with themselves and gain nothing from depriving themselves of absolute freedom and engaging moral subjugation. If more men didn't care about perception and just enjoy giving and getting a blowjob. we wont have a world war 3.

·Anonymous H — 9 months ago, 4 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #667,589

@667,493 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)

Chinese Canadian Chicks are the worst
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mmZuRuC-0Q
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TRtRxmpVdis

+Anonymous J — 9 months ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #667,603

@previous (H)
People actually watch that?

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 9 months ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #667,611

@previous (J)
he does for sum reason

+Anonymous K — 9 months ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #667,629

@667,603 (J)
The moe stuff is unlistenable/unwatchable at any volume around other people. Kinda wish my speakers were down lower before I clicked that.

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