Topic: Levels of honor
+Anonymous A — 7 months ago #67,125
In this day and age, Americans think the most honorable thing is an old man with a dark past. I’m talking Vietnam vets, World War Two vets. Let me tell ya, it’s not.
You see, there are brave men in this country who were willing to fight and die when they were called upon to do their duity for this nation. That was very brave and very honorable. But there is something far, far more honorable that outshines them all.
A moment of silence for all the brave American men who took it upon themselves to fight and die when there was no reason to. These men didn’t need a national emergency or a draft or a call to action. These brave men took it upon themselves to depopulate schoolyards with lead to solve the population crisis on their own, when there was in fact no population crisis. Bless these soldiers of nothing.
You see, there are brave men in this country who were willing to fight and die when they were called upon to do their duity for this nation. That was very brave and very honorable. But there is something far, far more honorable that outshines them all.
A moment of silence for all the brave American men who took it upon themselves to fight and die when there was no reason to. These men didn’t need a national emergency or a draft or a call to action. These brave men took it upon themselves to depopulate schoolyards with lead to solve the population crisis on their own, when there was in fact no population crisis. Bless these soldiers of nothing.
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·Anonymous A (OP) — 7 months ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #667,309
Disclaimer: This is a joke.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 7 months ago, 6 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #667,312
This is really a God awful joke.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 7 months ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #667,313
Why the hell did I say this?
+Anonymous B — 7 months ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #667,320
@previous (A)
because beneath every single joke that was ever uttered from the lips of a human being, lies a nugget of truth.
because beneath every single joke that was ever uttered from the lips of a human being, lies a nugget of truth.
+ !Ok4tz1/Dys — 7 months ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #667,323
@667,309 (A) @667,312 (A) @667,313 (A)
I'm at least glad you didn't edit your post to erase it with a “.” this time because it's kind of annoying wondering whatever the hell used to be there before.
I'm at least glad you didn't edit your post to erase it with a “.” this time because it's kind of annoying wondering whatever the hell used to be there before.
+Anonymous D — 7 months ago, 4 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #667,352
@667,320 (B)
> because beneath every single joke that was ever uttered from the lips of a human being, lies a nugget of truth.
What’s 9 + 10? 21.
> because beneath every single joke that was ever uttered from the lips of a human being, lies a nugget of truth.
What’s 9 + 10? 21.
+Anonymous E — 5 months ago, 1 month later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #672,903
Warrior's Honor