Notice: Home alone tonight?
Topic: I would like a girlfriend who would spend an hour in a walk in freezer so she’s nice and cold
+Gavin !!FuSdYgg+0e — 9 months ago #67,058
Then on a warm day I want her to hug me
Like a giant living ice pack
To absorb all my heat and cool me down
To reach a comfortable equilibrium of heat
I want a cold blooded lizard girlfriend
Like a mutant from the x-men
Her having a big lizard tongue maybe I don’t care
But I want a cold girlfriend
A freeze pop babe
To hug when I’m in bed too warm
Today I peed in a public bathroom
It was so cold it was steaming
The room filling with steam like a sauna
It’s probably not hygienic warm piss steam
But a man can’t stop mid stream
+Anonymous B — 9 months ago, 18 minutes later[T] [B] #666,821
Mental illness
+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 9 months ago, 5 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #666,825
wow looooool
·Gavin !!FuSdYgg+0e (OP) — 9 months ago, 57 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #666,841
Get in the freezer babe
·Gavin !!FuSdYgg+0e (OP) — 9 months ago, 15 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #666,842
Me : ^
Her : This post takes female objectification to such an absurd extreme that women are no longer just emotional crutches for men—they’re now literal temperature-control devices. The imagined girlfriend isn’t a person; she’s an ice pack, a “freeze pop babe,” a tool to regulate his body heat like some kind of home appliance.
His desire isn’t for love, companionship, or even sex—it’s for a woman to endure an hour in a freezer just to make his summer more comfortable. He doesn’t see her as human, just as a convenient cooling mechanism, a lizard-like mutant engineered for his bodily needs.
Meanwhile, he freely narrates his own disgusting bodily functions with no self-awareness, as if the world should accommodate his every whim, even his piss steam. It’s entitlement at its most grotesque—where women exist not just to complete men but to thermoregulate them.
+Anonymous D — 9 months ago, 6 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #666,891
Gotta be honest I was expecting this to go in a different, more x-rated direction.
@previous (Gavin !!FuSdYgg+0e)
My eyes have been opened: Gavin is a monster.