Topic: I’ve been thinking about a solar powered renewable resource blowjob machine

+Gavin !!FuSdYgg+0e — 9 months ago #67,051

So imagine it’s a machine in the desert 🏜️
And it’s got a solar panel
Power to move the fleshlight style penis stimulator
It could be made of glass, so the sun melts the sand ( look it up it’s already made ) to different sizes -
And some sort of slime mould or similar that it grows to use as lube, or a layer on the glass to make a soft impact layer
And it feeds the mould with semen maybe
Or you have to feed it some food

It’s green tech

+Anonymous B — 9 months ago, 4 minutes later[T] [B] #666,735

Consider couch surfing with ducky again.

+Anonymous C — 9 months ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #666,736

Molten glass on your penis. Good idea.

·Gavin !!FuSdYgg+0e (OP) — 9 months ago, 3 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #666,737

@previous (C)
No it would be like cold it would only cast new ones if old ones broke
Women use glass dildoes I have seen it

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·Anonymous C — 9 months ago, 10 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #666,738

@previous (Gavin !!FuSdYgg+0e)
Your brain is a dildo.

·Gavin !!FuSdYgg+0e (OP) — 9 months ago, 22 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #666,747

@previous (C)
Wouldn’t be surprised

+Anonymous D — 9 months ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #666,752

One could probably score a BJ with half of a fast food meal and a joint at one of those desert meetups. Why tape a solar panel to a Teddy Ruxpin doll and torture it?

+Anonymous E — 9 months ago, 26 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #666,756

·Anonymous E — 9 months ago, 11 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #666,757

Figk

·Gavin !!FuSdYgg+0e (OP) — 9 months ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #666,771

Sir, please your slime mould is ready
*lifts cloche.*

TinyChan