Topic: I’ve been thinking about a solar powered renewable resource blowjob machine
+Gavin !!FuSdYgg+0e — 1.2 year ago #67,051
So imagine it’s a machine in the desert 🏜️
And it’s got a solar panel
Power to move the fleshlight style penis stimulator
It could be made of glass, so the sun melts the sand ( look it up it’s already made ) to different sizes -
And some sort of slime mould or similar that it grows to use as lube, or a layer on the glass to make a soft impact layer
And it feeds the mould with semen maybe
Or you have to feed it some food
It’s green tech
+Anonymous B — 1.2 year ago, 4 minutes later[T] [B] #666,735
Consider couch surfing with ducky again.
+Anonymous C — 1.2 year ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #666,736
Molten glass on your penis. Good idea.
·Gavin !!FuSdYgg+0e (OP) — 1.2 year ago, 3 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #666,737
@previous (C)
No it would be like cold it would only cast new ones if old ones broke
Women use glass dildoes I have seen it
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·Anonymous C — 1.2 year ago, 10 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #666,738
@previous (Gavin !!FuSdYgg+0e)
Your brain is a dildo.
·Gavin !!FuSdYgg+0e (OP) — 1.2 year ago, 22 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #666,747
@previous (C)
Wouldn’t be surprised
+Anonymous D — 1.2 year ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #666,752
One could probably score a BJ with half of a fast food meal and a joint at one of those desert meetups. Why tape a solar panel to a Teddy Ruxpin doll and torture it?
+Anonymous E — 1.2 year ago, 26 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #666,756
Ew
·Anonymous E — 1.2 year ago, 11 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #666,757
Figk
·Gavin !!FuSdYgg+0e (OP) — 1.2 year ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #666,771
Sir, please your slime mould is ready
*lifts cloche.*
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