Notice: Home alone tonight?
Topic: My birthday
+Crazy Punk Rock Girl !.6aFfG7RUI — 9 months ago #66,989
Is coming up and I don't want to do anything because of my depression.
+Anonymous B — 9 months ago, 25 minutes later[T] [B] #666,331

So you
don't want tinychan to throw a virtual party with confetti? I think we can handle that.
But seriously, it's
your birthday, do what
you want. And if that's nothing, then do the absolute fuck out of nothing!
+Anonymous C — 9 months ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #666,337
Happy birthday, I guess.
+Chuffed !3qyf8DDj3w — 9 months ago, 7 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #666,362
I'm having a cupcake regardless. But good luck out there this weekend.
Reminds me that I need to line up some cards and stuff, having a big extended family can be tough keeping all these birthdays and holidays straight. I can't wait until I'm old as shit and just need to show up and make everyone uncomfortable instead of pulling weight on getting celebrations done.
+Anonymous E — 9 months ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #666,366
Nobody here cares when it's someone's birthday
+Anonymous F — 9 months ago, 6 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #666,367
@OP
Will you bring your Hymen to your Birthday party?
+Chuffed !3qyf8DDj3w — 9 months ago, 41 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #666,372
@666,366 (E)
I have that problem at work a lot. You guys want a party hat and a pinata? You're fucking 40 for fucks sake.
+Anonymous H — 9 months ago, 51 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #666,373
Inb4 Trump deports your fat beaner ass.
(Edited 18 seconds later.)
+Anonymous I — 9 months ago, 43 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #666,374
@previous (H)
No doubt you're an INCEL. We are sorry you were born with a microdick.
·Anonymous H — 9 months ago, 4 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #666,378
@previous (I)
Cry more white knight.
+Anonymous J — 9 months ago, 20 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #666,379
@previous (H)
They are correct. Perhaps your mother will feel sorry for you and provide a sex toy for your tiny penis.
·Anonymous H — 9 months ago, 2 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #666,380
@previous (J)
I will fuck your mother and make your clean up the mess.
·Anonymous I — 9 months ago, 6 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #666,381
@previous (H)
My mother is in a cremation urn.
You could offer to fuck your mother in her nose nostril.
·Nony — 9 months ago, 58 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #666,382
·Anonymous H — 9 months ago, 11 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #666,383
@666,381 (I)
No I will cum in your mother's ashes then make you snort them.
·Crazy Punk Rock Girl !.6aFfG7RUI (OP) — 9 months ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #666,400
@666,367 (F)
> Will you bring your Hymen to your Birthday party?
No
·Anon — 9 months ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #666,435
@previous (Crazy Punk Rock Girl !.6aFfG7RUI)
Why not?
·Crazy Punk Rock Girl !.6aFfG7RUI (OP) — 9 months ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #666,436
@previous (Anon)
> Why not?
Im too ugly and nobody wants to have sex with me in my life
·Anon — 9 months ago, 14 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #666,438
@previous (Crazy Punk Rock Girl !.6aFfG7RUI)
Having viewed several of your photos - I disagree.
You could of course locate recreational centers for the blind and give many a man what only you can give
them ·Crazy Punk Rock Girl !.6aFfG7RUI (OP) — 9 months ago, 52 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #666,442
@previous (Anon)
> Having viewed several of your photos - I disagree.
> You could of course locate recreational centers for the blind and give many a man what only you can give them
I never thought of that that's actually genius and that way they will never look at another woman
·Crazy Punk Rock Girl !.6aFfG7RUI (OP) — 9 months ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #666,443
I have felt ugly since I was 11 years old 🤡🤡
·Anonymous Z-80 — 9 months ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #666,444
@previous (Crazy Punk Rock Girl !.6aFfG7RUI)
There are lots of men who do not think their penis is a lovely object.
·Crazy Punk Rock Girl !.6aFfG7RUI (OP) — 9 months ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #666,445
@previous (Anonymous Z-80)
> There are lots of men who do not think their penis is a lovely object.
Whats that supposed to mean?
·Anonymous Z-80 — 9 months ago, 17 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #666,446
@previous (Crazy Punk Rock Girl !.6aFfG7RUI)
Everyone has gripes about something about their own body.