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Topic: My birthday

+Crazy Punk Rock Girl !.6aFfG7RUI9 months ago #66,989

Is coming up and I don't want to do anything because of my depression.

+Anonymous B9 months ago, 25 minutes later[T] [B] #666,331

1253281199.pngSo you don't want tinychan to throw a virtual party with confetti? I think we can handle that.
But seriously, it's your birthday, do what you want. And if that's nothing, then do the absolute fuck out of nothing!

+Anonymous C9 months ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #666,337

Happy birthday, I guess.

+Chuffed !3qyf8DDj3w9 months ago, 7 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #666,362

I'm having a cupcake regardless. But good luck out there this weekend.

Reminds me that I need to line up some cards and stuff, having a big extended family can be tough keeping all these birthdays and holidays straight. I can't wait until I'm old as shit and just need to show up and make everyone uncomfortable instead of pulling weight on getting celebrations done.

+Anonymous E9 months ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #666,366

Nobody here cares when it's someone's birthday

+Anonymous F9 months ago, 6 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #666,367

@OP
Will you bring your Hymen to your Birthday party?

+Chuffed !3qyf8DDj3w9 months ago, 41 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #666,372

@666,366 (E)
I have that problem at work a lot. You guys want a party hat and a pinata? You're fucking 40 for fucks sake.

+Anonymous H9 months ago, 51 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #666,373

Inb4 Trump deports your fat beaner ass.

(Edited 18 seconds later.)


+Anonymous I9 months ago, 43 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #666,374

@previous (H)
No doubt you're an INCEL. We are sorry you were born with a microdick.

·Anonymous H9 months ago, 4 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #666,378

@previous (I)
Cry more white knight.

+Anonymous J9 months ago, 20 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #666,379

Thimble.jpg@previous (H)
They are correct. Perhaps your mother will feel sorry for you and provide a sex toy for your tiny penis.

·Anonymous H9 months ago, 2 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #666,380

@previous (J)
I will fuck your mother and make your clean up the mess.

·Anonymous I9 months ago, 6 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #666,381

@previous (H)
My mother is in a cremation urn.
You could offer to fuck your mother in her nose nostril.

·Nony9 months ago, 58 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #666,382

LOL BLONDE GIRL 200.gif@previous (I)

·Anonymous H9 months ago, 11 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #666,383

@666,381 (I)
No I will cum in your mother's ashes then make you snort them.

·Crazy Punk Rock Girl !.6aFfG7RUI (OP) — 9 months ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #666,400

@666,367 (F)
> Will you bring your Hymen to your Birthday party?

No

·Anon9 months ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #666,435

@previous (Crazy Punk Rock Girl !.6aFfG7RUI)
Why not?

·Crazy Punk Rock Girl !.6aFfG7RUI (OP) — 9 months ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #666,436

@previous (Anon)
> Why not?

Im too ugly and nobody wants to have sex with me in my life

·Anon9 months ago, 14 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #666,438

@previous (Crazy Punk Rock Girl !.6aFfG7RUI)
Having viewed several of your photos - I disagree.
You could of course locate recreational centers for the blind and give many a man what only you can give them

·Crazy Punk Rock Girl !.6aFfG7RUI (OP) — 9 months ago, 52 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #666,442

@previous (Anon)
> Having viewed several of your photos - I disagree.
> You could of course locate recreational centers for the blind and give many a man what only you can give them

I never thought of that that's actually genius and that way they will never look at another woman

·Crazy Punk Rock Girl !.6aFfG7RUI (OP) — 9 months ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #666,443

I have felt ugly since I was 11 years old 🤡🤡

·Anonymous Z-809 months ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #666,444

@previous (Crazy Punk Rock Girl !.6aFfG7RUI)
There are lots of men who do not think their penis is a lovely object.

·Crazy Punk Rock Girl !.6aFfG7RUI (OP) — 9 months ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #666,445

@previous (Anonymous Z-80)
> There are lots of men who do not think their penis is a lovely object.

Whats that supposed to mean?

·Anonymous Z-809 months ago, 17 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #666,446

@previous (Crazy Punk Rock Girl !.6aFfG7RUI)
Everyone has gripes about something about their own body.
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