Topic: imagine masturbating when you pray to god
+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 8 months ago #66,896
i started a new tv show and someone keeps doing that.
+Anonymous B — 8 months ago, 13 minutes later[T] [B] #665,406
that's what dave does lol
·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 8 months ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #665,409
@previous (B)
i hope dave stops
+Anonymous C — 8 months ago, 3 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #665,415
If my grandparents can look down from heaven, they have seen some shit!
+Anonymous D — 8 months ago, 9 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #665,442
god makes u cum quick because he is sick of ur whining
+Anonymous E — 8 months ago, 3 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #665,457
@OP
Betting God gets off looking at your fine bits while you play.
·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 8 months ago, 19 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #665,494
@previous (E)
why r u like this
god isnt so primitive and animilistic like a human male
·Anonymous E — 8 months ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #665,499
@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Perhaps God is a Female.
+Hard Fat Eve !AhZGjKiCcs — 8 months ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #665,506
@previous (E)
> Perhaps God is a Female.
This is what I believe.
+Goose !ZIfqpHuHpM — 8 months ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #665,509
@OP
> i started a new tv show and someone keeps doing that.
That sounds like an interesting premise. whats it on?
+Anonymous H — 8 months ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #665,511
@665,499 (E)
One argument against that is a Female God would not create a Human Female with asshole so close to the vagina.
Of course, that does help people who make yeast medications.
·Goose !ZIfqpHuHpM — 8 months ago, 15 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #665,515
@previous (H)
> One argument against that is a Female God would not create a Human Female with asshole so close to the vagina.
> Of course, that does help people who make yeast medications.
but what if that is by design? what if the female god wanted the asshole and vagina close to one another so that they can wipe both all in one step? ofc from top to bottom not the other around.
·Anonymous H — 8 months ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #665,518
@previous (Goose !ZIfqpHuHpM)
I have made my reply for over one decade. You're the first to actually give a reply that makes sense.
By the way years ago I tried to out ducky as a male because
They did not know about the need to wipe
properly ·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 8 months ago, 20 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #665,564
@665,509 (Goose !ZIfqpHuHpM)
SEE starring jason mamoa
its so fucking good
·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 8 months ago, 44 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #665,565
you muggles cant even comprehend a god outside of the Human Avatar
+Anonymous I — 8 months ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #665,567
@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
The main religions in Egypt are Islam and Christianity: Islam
The official religion of Egypt, with an estimated 90% of the population identifying as Sunni Muslim.
Christianity
An estimated 10% of the population identifies as Christian, with the majority belonging to the Coptic Orthodox Church.
IF memory still works? ducky is a Christian of Egypt and
prays to Jesus the Jew.(Edited 32 seconds later.)
·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 8 months ago, 28 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #665,569
@previous (I)
lol I am an individual ok. abrahamic religion never made sense to me. when i was little my dad gave up on me bcuz every time wed pray id laugh hysterically. i felt terrible but i felt too silly. went thru atheist phase as a 13 yr old then discovered that everything is more abstract. i believe in reincarnation so i cant be a christian, muslim or jew. im muslim by culture like i like my holidays like regular non practicing christians still celebrate christmas. thank u for coming to my ted talk, 💓
·Anonymous E — 8 months ago, 12 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #665,570
@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
> i like my holidays
What Muslim holidays do you celebrate?
Also what do you want to be reincarnated as?
·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 8 months ago, 13 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #665,636
@previous (E)
ramadan and eid ??? what else??
i want to be reincarnated as whatever comes next 👍🏼
·Anonymous E — 8 months ago, 9 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #665,668
@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
> eid
What foods do you abstain from during Ramadan?
·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 8 months ago, 16 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #665,692
@previous (E)
nothing, its just a form of intermittent fasting
+Anonymous J — 8 months ago, 5 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #665,695
Regardless of how much Christian argues about masturbation being a sin, God likely doesn’t care, doing this while you’re praying to him does sound like you’d get bitchslapped down to Hell.
God probably has enough time with all of the couples fucking one another and all of the single men who are jerking it that he doesn’t want to answer any prayer while someone is in the act. Like wtf? That’s like forcing his eyes to watch you fuck yourself.
·anon — 8 months ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #665,696
I THINK the only thing the bible says about Jizz really does NOT relate to masturbation -
In the Bible, Onan spilled his seed on the ground to avoid having a child with his brother's widow, Tamar, in an act of disobedience to his father, Judah, and God:
Genesis 38:9
"Onan knew that the seed should not be his, so whenever he went in unto his brother's wife, he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother".
Genesis 38:10
"But what he did was displeasing in the sight of the LORD; therefore He killed him also".
My take on this is the very first time Onan approached Sis is law with his Erection - He was so exited that he had a spontaneous ejaculation - I had one of those once upon a time and what a surprise for both of us it was.
·Anonymous Z-80 — 8 months ago, 6 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #665,722
Cheers to Babby Batter.
·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 8 months ago, 9 hours later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #665,733
yes
(Edited 30 seconds later.)
+Anonymous K — 8 months ago, 2 hours later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #665,737
I'd give ducky my babybatter.
·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 8 months ago, 3 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #665,739
@previous (K)
thanks man, i always knew u were a real 1
·Anonymous K — 8 months ago, 14 hours later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #665,773
@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
So you wanna meet up and make a baby?
·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 7 months ago, 9 hours later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #665,784
@previous (K)
i dont want babies
·Anonymous K — 7 months ago, 4 hours later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #665,797
@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Well in that case, do you just want my batter?
· !GmgU93SCyE — 7 months ago, 40 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #665,799
@previous (K)
Sources say ducky has consumed gallons of baby batter.
·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 7 months ago, 2 hours later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #665,810
i dont roleplay cybersex anymore since i figured out irl sex
(Edited 4 seconds later.)
· !tr.t4dJfuU — 7 months ago, 23 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #665,950
@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
We can still hope.
·Anonymous I — 7 months ago, 48 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #665,976
@previous (!tr.t4dJfuU)
Wet is best.
·Anon — 7 months ago, 38 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #665,996
IRL Sex Great.
·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 7 months ago, 1 week later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #666,650
@previous (Anon)
tbh no i forgot
i figured out sex in lucid dreams before irl
when i had irl sex its never been the same
nothing compares to dream sex
·Anonymous Z-80 — 6 months ago, 2 weeks later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #669,413
@OP
> i started a new tv show and someone keeps doing that.
Who did that?