Notice: Home alone tonight?
Topic: My mom just randomly harshly reprimanded me for the following:
+Anonymous A — 10 months ago #66,792
-pimples THAT I CAN NOT CONTROL
-enjoying snacks
-eating sweets because all other non-sweetsnacks available were "too heavy" and I can't have them until further notice becuase of my cough and phlegm
FML >:( >:( >:(
(Edited 4 minutes later.)
+Anonymous B — 10 months ago, 6 minutes later[T] [B] #665,013
If you introduce me to your mother I will seduce her and mellow her out, convince her to be a bit more chill with you.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 10 months ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #665,015
@previous (B)
She is an Asian
·Anonymous A (OP) — 10 months ago, 7 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #665,016
She also just harshly reprimanded me over exercise!!!!!!! DOUBLE FML!!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:(
+Anonymous C — 10 months ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #665,024
@665,015 (A)
I know how to put an Asian at ease
·Anonymous A (OP) — 10 months ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #665,025
+Anonymous D — 10 months ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #665,042
@previous (A)
You might think this is weird but I promise all Asian women like being folded up in to a basketball and bounced on the bed
·Anonymous A (OP) — 10 months ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #665,047
+Anonymous E — 10 months ago, 9 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #665,091
@previous (A)
It’s true
Babe
It’s basketball time