Topic: How war lines work
+Anonymous A — 10 months ago #66,607
The guy at the front of the line dies in glory for his nation to be remembered for his sacrifice and never has any grandkids.
The guy at the back of the line takes the booty left behind in the fields to make sure they’re really dead then tells his grandkids he was the hero.
The guy at the back of the line takes the booty left behind in the fields to make sure they’re really dead then tells his grandkids he was the hero.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 10 months ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #663,511
You wanna be the guy at the back of the line
https://youtube.com/shorts/xNg7KX7R8cQ
https://youtube.com/shorts/xNg7KX7R8cQ
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+Anonymous B — 10 months ago, 7 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #663,535
I had a strange one invloving (or not involving) veterans at work. One of those insufferable and super pushy "thank you for your service" clowns that have to stop everything in the room and put on a show got into it with an old guy in a cap.
"Thank you for your service.... blah blah blah... aren't I a champ for proudly proclaiming how great I am for stopping everything everyone is doing to put on this show!"
"What was your post?" "Excuse me sir, I asked you where you served!" "Hey, why aren't you telling me where you were stationed! Wearing this hat without serving brings dishonor to our country and I won't have it!!!"
Jesus fucking christ. I honestly don't care if they guy scraped the cap from a $2 bin at the goodwill, I'd rather err on the side of not shitting on a potential vet.
"Thank you for your service.... blah blah blah... aren't I a champ for proudly proclaiming how great I am for stopping everything everyone is doing to put on this show!"
"What was your post?" "Excuse me sir, I asked you where you served!" "Hey, why aren't you telling me where you were stationed! Wearing this hat without serving brings dishonor to our country and I won't have it!!!"
Jesus fucking christ. I honestly don't care if they guy scraped the cap from a $2 bin at the goodwill, I'd rather err on the side of not shitting on a potential vet.
+Anonymous C — 10 months ago, 7 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #663,593
@previous (B)
Honestly, I’m a casual kinda guy in general. Anything that involves any type of "honor" or specific kinda dress to signify something is a club I’m not interested in. Like cool, if China bombs Hawaii, draft me or whatever, just don’t make me wear a fucking suit or uniform or whatever or I’ll jump overboard off the ship and get eaten by sharks.
Honestly, I’m a casual kinda guy in general. Anything that involves any type of "honor" or specific kinda dress to signify something is a club I’m not interested in. Like cool, if China bombs Hawaii, draft me or whatever, just don’t make me wear a fucking suit or uniform or whatever or I’ll jump overboard off the ship and get eaten by sharks.
·Anonymous C — 10 months ago, 48 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #663,594
@previous (C)
And for Christ’s sake, if we’re gonna go to war with China, don’t put the Chinese in camps, unless they’re gonna keep making Chinese food cuz the shit good.
And for Christ’s sake, if we’re gonna go to war with China, don’t put the Chinese in camps, unless they’re gonna keep making Chinese food cuz the shit good.
·Anonymous C — 10 months ago, 41 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #663,596
+Anonymous D — 10 months ago, 22 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #663,597
·Anonymous C — 10 months ago, 2 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #663,598
+Anonymous E — 10 months ago, 7 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #663,599
·Anonymous C — 10 months ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #663,600
@previous (E)
Imagine fighting a war against the iPhone country with no iPhone. Gen Z would commit mass suicide before they’d do that.
Imagine fighting a war against the iPhone country with no iPhone. Gen Z would commit mass suicide before they’d do that.
·Anonymous C — 10 months ago, 2 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #663,601
Tbh it’s the same story with Vietnam regarding the food. I always wondered how the Vietnamese beat America, until I tried pho. It’s just obvious. If their boys were eating pho and our boys were eating McDonald’s microwaved plastic industrial McChicken, no wonder they won.
·Anonymous C — 10 months ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #663,602
America won against Japan tho because they’d just eat raw fish until America dropped a microwave on their head and were like, "Cook the shit." That’s like the only Asian country Americans could ever defeat.
·Anonymous C — 10 months ago, 3 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #663,607
@previous (C)
Also the Japanese had Saudi Arab level plane flying skills. Although, unlike the Japanese, the Saudis are cash loaded, and as capitalist Americans, game respects game, so we had to bomb some dirt poor Iraqis and Afghans instead. Japan, we had to bomb Japan back, because, sure, Japan has money, but they don’t have oil. That’s why they needed an empire in the first place. Because they were scared of Europeans but they had no resources, so they conquered China to get oil. Which is hilarious, because China actually legitimately doesn’t have that much oil compared to other countries. So they were kinda screwed.
Also the Japanese had Saudi Arab level plane flying skills. Although, unlike the Japanese, the Saudis are cash loaded, and as capitalist Americans, game respects game, so we had to bomb some dirt poor Iraqis and Afghans instead. Japan, we had to bomb Japan back, because, sure, Japan has money, but they don’t have oil. That’s why they needed an empire in the first place. Because they were scared of Europeans but they had no resources, so they conquered China to get oil. Which is hilarious, because China actually legitimately doesn’t have that much oil compared to other countries. So they were kinda screwed.
·Anonymous C — 10 months ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #663,608
@previous (C)
But like Chinese manufacturing and Chinese manpower combined with Russian oil, that would be an awesome war machine tho.
But like Chinese manufacturing and Chinese manpower combined with Russian oil, that would be an awesome war machine tho.
+Anonymous F — 10 months ago, 8 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #663,697
Lol