Topic: I’m your new president
+Elon Musk — 1 year ago #66,533
I will pass new laws:
1. If you are not standing every time the national anthem plays you’ll go to jail for a week for being a Nazi
2. If you kneel for the anthem you’ll go to jail for a year for being a Nazi
3. Electric vehicles will be classified as woke except Teslas
4. Woke definition: of or relating to nazism
5. I’ll impeach Joe Biden and Nancy pelosi for being Nazis
1. If you are not standing every time the national anthem plays you’ll go to jail for a week for being a Nazi
2. If you kneel for the anthem you’ll go to jail for a year for being a Nazi
3. Electric vehicles will be classified as woke except Teslas
4. Woke definition: of or relating to nazism
5. I’ll impeach Joe Biden and Nancy pelosi for being Nazis
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| Poll option | Votes | Percentage | Graph |
|---|---|---|---|
| Law 1 | - | 0% | |
| Law 2 | 1 | 50% | |
| Law 3 | 1 | 50% | |
| Law 4 | - | 0% | |
| Law 5 | - | 0% |
+Anonymous B — 1 year ago, 2 hours later[T] [B] #662,837
Your presidential ride is almost here (Trump). You two will make beautiful babies together.
+Anonymous C — 1 year ago, 9 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #662,911
really, you're back to this again?+Chuffed !3qyf8DDj3w — 1 year ago, 10 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #662,965
I was going to say our savior's right hand man is a conflicted fellow but really, I think he's just addicted to the attention and power his money has bought. EV's were supposed to be better for the planet yet this guy makes them for the upper crust as techie fashion accessories, he keeps dabbling in shitcoins (super bad for the planet), wrecking companies (twitter), getting into politics (no benefit for the rest of us, he has zero experience)... What a goof.
I'll be glad when these goobers are off the Republican stage, I wouldn't mind voting conservative again at some point if someone promises to balance the budget.
I'll be glad when these goobers are off the Republican stage, I wouldn't mind voting conservative again at some point if someone promises to balance the budget.
+Anonymous E — 1 year ago, 16 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #663,107
President of Korea·Anonymous C — 1 year ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #663,111
@662,965 (Chuffed !3qyf8DDj3w)
I think the only way we balance the budget is shifting 100% of defense spending into paying off the national debt.
I think the only way we balance the budget is shifting 100% of defense spending into paying off the national debt.
+Anonymous F — 1 year ago, 47 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #663,116
@previous (C)
The point of the US military is we never have to pay off our debt if we can kill anyone who wants their money back.
The point of the US military is we never have to pay off our debt if we can kill anyone who wants their money back.
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