TinyChan

So I’m 12. I’ve never had a girlfriend. No bitches or hoes. No pussy. No twat. No snatch. Don't want to snatch that snatch. I really really really don’t really feel bad about it. Not one bit. Not one tiny bit. It’s just, every time a girl has ever liked me, which may or may not be never, I didn’t like her back. I mean if she's never liked me, why should I like her? So I guess the thing is like, I could, but maybe I couldn't but I’ve never never never really felt like it. Not unless it's 12 inches. It’s sorta like, and don't quote me on this, when you wake up on vacation, and the weather is okayish, and you don’t have to go anywhere, see anything or do anything, not even go to the supermarket, and you don’t have to do anything, except perhaps empty your bladder and you just open your eyes, and look at the window, unless the curtains are closed and see the bright sun through those cheap curtains, and you know you could climb out of bed, empty your bladder, go out into the world, make sure you are warmly dressed but you just kinda don’t feel like it so you go back to sleep. Just to sleep. That’s, basically how I am with women, bitches and hoes. Could never be bothered.

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I swear, swear on my grandma who is getting tortured to God after I finished finals, awful finals, hard work with the calculus, chemistry, and social studies, I guess it was a fantasy, maybe a dream, I had a dream/fantasy about a school, or college shooting, lockdown, I'm not sure which, and I was so tired, when I woke up from that dream, the sheets were wet, it's normal at my age, right, his testicles must taste delicious, I was actually frustrated, disappointed, that I had to get up out of bed and empty my bladder and I couldn’t keep sleeping. Not one wink more. Like I was literally so tired I wanted to go back to the school/college shooting dream.

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