Notice: Home alone tonight?
Topic: Keepin' it real
+Anonymous A — 10 months ago #66,520
So, has anyone else ever had this experience? So say, you like bitches and hoes, in general, right? They’re attractive and stuff with their platted hair and shapely breasts for the most part except for the ugly ones. Mostly fatties. 95% of uggos are fatties. Mostly attracted to bitches and hoes, into all that stuff. Platted hair, perky breasts. You know, normal straight guy sexual attraction. Disgusted by masculinity. Disgusted by men who can fix a car. Disgusted by fire fighters etc. The thought of some hairy guy with a big gut is, ugh, makes you want to vomit. By the way, did you know that they're called Bears? . Not turned on by short hair or muscles or body hair or any of that stuff. I'm not a faggot, it's normal to give other boys at school hand jobs, right? And also generally, not into gay dudes either. Would totally not suck on his manhood and swallow his heavenly seed. Not attracted to them at all. Nope, never want to cry out in pain/pleasure when I'm getting pounded. Not into "queer culture" or whatever you wanna call it. Don't like faggots. Don't like sucking cock. I don't want to pull that foreskin back and start sucking. But then you see like one guy who kinda looks like a cute girl somehow. Basically he's a chick with a dick. And it’s like you’re not gay, totally totally totally not gay, and you aren’t into him because you like that he’s a guy or anything. But I'd definitely think about getting pounded by him, if I had to save my grandma. She's being tortured. He says "spread those cheeks or Nana gets the nipple clamps at 200 volts. But it’s sorta like, you’d totally fuck him in the ass or suck his dick if given the opportunity, if I was given $5 per load to swallow,but you’d be insecure about letting him fuck you in the ass, I mean it's painful, right? Pleasure or pain, which is it? Not because you don’t wanna get fucked in the ass, I mean I totally want to get pounded by any black guy who is packing 10+ inches of meat, but because you’re too ashamed of your hairy man ass? Stinky ass. 2 days without a shower ass. Licking him clean because you are kind like that. You know, like it’s not like a gay thing, it's a hygiene thing. A gay man would be disgusted and confused by it. I'd be licking that stinky ass all day, line them up, spread those cheeks, my tongue is ready. Although, so would a straight guy. And a straight woman. And a lesbian who is butch. And trans women would get pissed off because they can't get a boyfriend because only certain people like chicks with dicks because they see themselves as women not like halfway in the middle or something. Something like that. And then people who identify as gender queer but not straight but would definitely be heterosexual if granny was being tortured would get pissed off because it’s not like the same thing at all. It's totally normal for a straight men to jerk off to gay porn. A gender queer person is like some weirdo with a beard and a dress. Just like a a faggot is not a faggot when he swallows, right? This isn’t that. That isn't this. You know what I mean?
+Anonymous B — 10 months ago, 3 minutes later[T] [B] #662,730
tl:dr
+Anonymous C — 10 months ago, 4 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #662,731
Idk why but somehow I get the sense that the original poster was actually more heterosexual than whoever wrote this.
+Anonymous D — 10 months ago, 4 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #662,732
> tl:dr
> a faggot at school hand jobs into gay dudes suck on his manhood swallow his heavenly seed getting pounded like faggots sucking cock I start sucking dick totally gay getting pounded by him my grandma being tortured spread those cheeks the nipple clamps totally fuck him in the ass or suck his dick load to swallow him fuck you in the ass get fucked in the ass get pounded hairy man ass Licking him clean a gay thing@662,730 (B) +Anonymous E — 10 months ago, 7 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #662,735
@OP
u know maybe plagiarizing other peoples posts and adding racist and homophobic slurs makes u look worse than the original poster
·Anonymous A (OP) — 10 months ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #662,749
And you know, that I’ve never even really or not really said it like this before, maybe I have but if you’re a boob guy like me, I like pussy too, and platted hair and perky breasts: what makes tits attractive? Is it the shape? Is it you see her platted hair falling down on it? It’s the fact that they’ve got nipples. Big nipples. Small nipples. Maybe even a third nipple Chandler. But what is a butt? Your sperm need to be inside me. A butt is just tits without nipples. Big nipples , small nipples, yellowish nipples. A female ass isn’t sexy. Soft, rounded curves. There’s nothing there to accent it. Nothing. A man’s got some balls. Hairy balls. Hanging low in the warm after a run. But the hair ruins it. Long hair, short hair, little bits of hair. But what if you had a feminine male ass, a little curve here, a little curve there, perfectly shaved, accented with a cock and balls. Sexy balls. Smelly balls. Now doesn’t that just make all the damn sense in the world? A little bit? SOMEBODY HAD TO SAY IT! YES I SAID IT!
+Anonymous F — 10 months ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #662,763
Why would you spend your time writing something like this?
·Anonymous A (OP) — 10 months ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #662,764