Notice: Home alone tonight?
Topic: Just being real here
+Anonymous A — 10 months ago #66,515
So, has anyone else ever had this experience? So say, you like women, in general, right? They’re attractive and stuff for the most part except for the ugly ones. Mostly attracted to women, into all that stuff. You know, normal straight guy sexual attraction. Disgusted by masculinity. The thought of some hairy guy with a big gut is, ugh, makes you want to vomit. Not turned on by short hair or muscles or body hair or any of that stuff. And also generally, not into gay dudes either. Not attracted to them at all. Not into "queer culture" or whatever you wanna call it. But then you see like one guy who kinda looks like a cute girl somehow. And it’s like you’re not gay, and you aren’t into him because you like that he’s a guy or anything. But it’s sorta like, you’d totally fuck him in the ass or suck his dick if given the opportunity but you’d be insecure about letting him fuck you in the ass, not because you don’t wanna get fucked in the ass, but because you’re too ashamed of your hairy man ass? You know, like it’s not like a gay thing, a gay man would be disgusted and confused by it. Although, so would a straight guy. And trans women would get pissed off because they see themselves as women not like halfway in the middle or something. And then people who identify as gender queer would get pissed off because it’s not like the same thing at all. A gender queer person is like some weirdo with a beard and a dress. This isn’t that. You know what I mean?
It’s sorta like, older men who you will never catch smoking a cigarette, but once in a blue moon, if another older man they vibe with offers them a big fat Cuban cigar, they’ll smoke the shit out of it? It’s like that but with cocks. You know what I mean. But feminine though. It’s like, when someone really into fitness has a strict diet, but on their chest day they eat a big fat loaf of French toast with ice cream and syrup. It’s like, once in a blue moon, you see that one dude who makes you wanna go on your cheat day from heterosexuality. Like what the fuck is that? What do we call that?
·Anonymous A (OP) — 10 months ago, 3 minutes later[T] [B] #662,649
It’s like that sorta thing, where two men go into a hotel room, one comes out alive. If anybody asks, it was a business deal. Nobody will ever know.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 10 months ago, 5 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #662,650
And you know, I’ve never even really said it like this before, but if you’re a boob guy like me: what makes tits attractive? It’s the fact that they’ve got nipples. But what is a butt? A butt is just tits without nipples. A female ass isn’t sexy. There’s nothing there to accent it. A man’s got some balls. But the hair ruins it. But what if you had a feminine male ass, perfectly shaved, accented with a cock and balls. Now doesn’t that just make all the damn sense in the world? SOMEBODY HAD TO SAY IT!
+Chuffed !3qyf8DDj3w — 10 months ago, 4 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #662,655
I feel like this conversation is like one too many I've had at work lately. People are way too open and overshare. Not implying anything here in particular though, just stream of conciousness talking.
We had one of my guys get snapped up by one of the manbun-collecting jezebels... I think they're still together. She's got 2 husbands and a few boyfriends I think. Polygamous folk disgust me, I hate seeing people get taken advantage of. It was bad when the LDS clowns and goat herders of antiquity did it, it's still bad now.
+Anonymous C — 10 months ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #662,658
Kill me now so I don't have to read these posts.
·Anonymous C — 10 months ago, 22 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #662,660
Is there any chance that you can post these in one thread so I can never read it?
+Anonymous D — 10 months ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #662,668
@previous (C)
> Is there any chance that you can post these in one thread so I can never read it?
The only reason I write this is because making people uncomfortable is funny.
·Anonymous D — 10 months ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #662,670
@662,655 (Chuffed !3qyf8DDj3w)
Is she a Mormon?
·Anonymous C — 10 months ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #662,671
@662,668 (D)
That's fair enough. I'm going to post your ramblings to one thread so people can make their own decisions as to which threads they want to read.
·Anonymous D — 10 months ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #662,672
@previous (C)
> That's fair enough. I'm going to post your ramblings to one thread so people can make their own decisions as to which threads they want to read.
So, you’re going to duplicate everything that you don’t like so there’s twice as much of it?
+Anonymous E — 10 months ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #662,683
@662,670 (D)
Not this one, she's just one of those 'girl power' types. Not quite full feminist and not totally terrible to interact with I guess. She does string these guys along though and it's tough to watch.
·Anonymous C — 10 months ago, 15 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #662,688
@662,672 (D)
Yes but only until the end of the year.
+Anonymous F — 10 months ago, 4 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #662,691
@662,683 (E)
Oh. Yeah maybe we should consider alternative sources of energy to women.
·Anonymous F — 10 months ago, 35 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #662,692
@662,688 (C)
> Yes but only until the end of the year.
Sounds like a waste of time on your end.
+Anonymous G — 10 months ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #662,734
@662,691 (F)
heh, honest chuckle on that one, noice 8)
+Anonymous H — 10 months ago, 7 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #662,736
@662,660 (C)
you know what's worse? he posted it in more than one board
(Edited 15 seconds later.)
·Anonymous C — 10 months ago, 3 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #662,737
@previous (H)
> you know what's worse? he posted it in more than one board
You mean in Minichan? I think that was someone else. Just replacing a few words here and there.
·Anonymous H — 10 months ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #662,740
@previous (C)
I don't know brother, too much text for my little brain to focus on
+Anonymous I — 10 months ago, 6 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #662,741
·Anonymous H — 10 months ago, 10 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #662,746
@previous (I)
no i cannot
+Anonymous J — 10 months ago, 2 days later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #662,990
Are you the Asian parents guy?
·Anonymous C — 10 months ago, 6 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #662,995
@previous (J)
It's kind of a coincidence that Disney and Mom, Dad guy goes away and we've got Slightly Gay Rambling Poster posting a lot all of a sudden.
+B mod — 10 months ago, 6 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #663,092
@previous (C)
They got banned again for refusing to keep it to one thread.
·Anonymous C — 10 months ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #663,093
@previous (B mod)
Xmas on Minichan sounds dreary.
·B mod — 10 months ago, 8 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #663,099
@previous (C)
That's what I told them, but 9 hours later they still hadn't done anything different, so a promise is a promise. Behavior modification is harder when the 'carrot' option really just equates to 'mods ignore you'.
+Anonymous L — 10 months ago, 25 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #663,102
(OP here)
Believe it or not, I’m not Asian.