Topic: Bikinis are gross
+Anonymous A — 10 months ago #66,505
So okay, I get it, yeah, female body attractive, bleh. We got that out of the way. But the think about bikinis right, is as a man, I don’t let my ass touch the seat of the toilet when I’m pooping at home because I don’t want the butt germs from my OWN butt to touch my butt. In a bikini a woman’s whole ass cheek is out. Isn’t that kinda nasty to sit down in a chair in a bikini and then another women in a bikini sits in the same chair?
+Anonymous B — 10 months ago, 3 hours later[T] [B] #662,575
You might just be a germophobe.
+Anonymous C — 10 months ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #662,578
I think they're cute.
+Chuffed !3qyf8DDj3w — 10 months ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #662,581
@662,575 (B)
Observation on point; good call
@OP
I'm a little like that but I had to get over it - I work with the public I can't snort or cringe everytime I touch something someone else touched. I do wash my hands probably 30 times in a shift though. Out in nature, grass absorbs gross things animals do, in our habitats, when humans pee their pants or sneeze, it just stays there on the chair or window or whatever.
+Anonymous E — 10 months ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #662,586
@OP
Removal of can be desirable. Just gets in the way of all that can be viewed.
+Anonymous F — 10 months ago, 4 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #662,600
I mean, we're not really talking thongs here - crack is covered right?
+Anonymous G — 10 months ago, 2 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #662,604
@662,575 (B)
> You might just be a germophobe.
Please wash your hands to prevent the spread of German culture.
+Anonymous H — 10 months ago, 4 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #662,619
Fat men should wear bikinis too.
·Anonymous B — 10 months ago, 16 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #662,623
@662,604 (G)
Thanks for picking up what I'm laying down.
·Anonymous H — 10 months ago, 6 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #662,626
@OP
> Doesn't sit down when pooping on the toilet.
Um, just clean the toilet seat before you sit, but if you meant that your ass is dirty then wash it and take a shower.
I myself don't sit on dirty chairs, even if I've got pants on, because it spreads to every other seat you've taken.
·Anonymous B — 10 months ago, 5 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #662,628
@previous (H)
I have to admit, when I was a kid I'd always check the chair before sitting down in the cafeteria and if there was some little piece of crumb or whatever on it, I'd use my shoe to knock it off on the floor. In hindsight I realize how nonsensical that is, but at the time I didn't want to touch someone else's food right before eating. Obviously if there was some wetness or a dried spill, I just went looking for another seat.
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·Anonymous H — 10 months ago, 4 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #662,630
@previous (B)
Do you also sniff on chairs before sitting on them?
(Edited 14 seconds later.)
·Anonymous B — 10 months ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #662,631
@previous (H)
No, I'm not a pervert like Matt.
+Anonymous I — 10 months ago, 1 hour later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #662,632
@662,628 (B)
I still do that, i find it very disgusting to sit on the others food.
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·Anonymous B — 10 months ago, 1 hour later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #662,633
@previous (I)
My point was about how using my shoe that I walk around on all day was pretty dumb. Obviously I still check seats before sitting down.
+Anonymous J — 10 months ago, 1 week later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #664,115
I think women invented bikini/bra just to prevent their tits from being sagging!
·Anonymous B — 10 months ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #664,118
@previous (J)
Are you sure it wasn't revenge against men for millennia of subjugation?
+Anonymous K — 10 months ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #664,142
@previous (B)
I was going to post a dude in a banana hammock to disprove your point but then I'd have to save pictures of dudes to my computer and thought better of it. You win this one.
·Anonymous E — 10 months ago, 6 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #664,145
·Anonymous B — 10 months ago, 10 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #664,254
@664,142 (K)
That's ok, I've seen Borat.
+Anonymous L — 10 months ago, 1 day later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #664,427

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+Crazy Goth Girl !.6aFfG7RUI — 10 months ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #664,428
It's gross when you're fat and ugly like meh
+Anonymous N — 10 months ago, 6 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #664,464
@previous (Crazy Goth Girl !.6aFfG7RUI)
> It's gross when you're fat and ugly like meh
Goddamn this person, holy shit. Ugh.
+Anonymous O — 10 months ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #664,467
@664,428 (Crazy Goth Girl !.6aFfG7RUI)
Fair. Gotta know what works for ya or not. I always said the same about beer gut guys that refuse to wear shirts (not talking about beach, I mean everywhere else, like standing in front of stores while their bud goes in to buy skoal).
+Goose !ZIfqpHuHpM — 10 months ago, 8 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #664,489
@OP
> So okay, I get it, yeah, female body attractive, bleh. We got that out of the way. But the think about bikinis right, is as a man, I don’t let my ass touch the seat of the toilet when I’m pooping at home because I don’t want the butt germs from my OWN butt to touch my butt. In a bikini a woman’s whole ass cheek is out. Isn’t that kinda nasty to sit down in a chair in a bikini and then another women in a bikini sits in the same chair?
Hm you actually bring up a good point.
+Anonymous Q — 10 months ago, 44 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #664,496
@previous (Goose !ZIfqpHuHpM)
Never fear a womans ass cheeks.
·Goose !ZIfqpHuHpM — 10 months ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #664,517
@previous (Q)
also a good point. I mean It's not as if her ass cheeks were the boogeyman.
·Anonymous L — 10 months ago, 13 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #664,519
@OP
"I don’t let my ass touch the seat of the toilet when I’m pooping at home"
·Goose !ZIfqpHuHpM — 10 months ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #664,522
@previous (L)
isn't that pose good as it clears out the colon a lot better compared to just sitting down? I assume that's why some in Asian countries they poop that way.
·Anonymous B — 10 months ago, 13 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #664,576
@previous (Goose !ZIfqpHuHpM)
It's true that squatting is beneficial, although I think asians doing it that way long predates the science. It's just cultural.
+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 10 months ago, 21 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #664,665
i always cringe when i see girls in tiny bikini bottoms sitting on da sand
·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 10 months ago, 45 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #664,666
@664,522 (Goose !ZIfqpHuHpM)
yes but the toilet isnt built to sustain all that weight n ur gonna break it okay please be careful
+Anonymous Z-80 — 10 months ago, 8 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #664,713
> Bikinis are gross
Remove for nude beach.
·Anonymous L — 10 months ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #664,740
@previous (Anonymous Z-80)
Remove all nudes and p0rn from this site
·Anonymous S — 10 months ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #664,741
@previous (L)
You're a Commie Asian, against USA Free Speech and the Right to Free EXPRESSION.
Just because you have a UGLY as Fuck Body
·Anonymous L — 10 months ago, 6 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #664,742
@previous (S)
BULLS**T!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:(
·Anonymous S — 10 months ago, 12 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #664,746
@previous (L)
You keep telling us how your life is totally fucked up.
Pleases me totally. When you grow up you will end up living on the street.
·Anonymous L — 10 months ago, 21 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #664,749
·Nony — 10 months ago, 3 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #664,750
@664,746 (S)
I agree. Her parents treat her exactly as she should be treated. One day we will read about her stabbing her parents and she will die in prison.
·Anonymous L — 10 months ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #664,773
@previous (Nony)
f**k you.
·Anonymous Q — 10 months ago, 4 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #664,780
@previous (L)
You mad cause you're to ugly for dad to do you.
·Anonymous L — 10 months ago, 51 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #664,783
@previous (Q)
I'm mad because you keep harassing and bullying me.
·Anonymous Q — 10 months ago, 3 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #664,787
@previous (L)
You keep begging for more and MORE is what you get.
·Anonymous L — 10 months ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #664,788
@previous (Q)
I want NONE and delete that!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:(
·Anonymous Q — 10 months ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #664,791
@previous (L)
> I want NONE and delete that!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:(
NOPE NEVER EVER
·Anonymous L — 10 months ago, 15 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #664,818
@previous (Q)
DELETE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
·Anonymous L — 10 months ago, 57 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #664,820
@664,791 (Q)
I will tell someone to report you to the mods, OR I will make this site crash. Your choice.
·Anonymous E — 10 months ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #664,823
·Anonymous L — 10 months ago, 38 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #664,824
@previous (E)
You know that P0rn and nudity is bad.
·Anonymous E — 10 months ago, 22 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #664,859
@previous (L)
God created Nudity. Take up your gripe with God.
·Anonymous L — 10 months ago, 20 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #664,860
@previous (E)
P0rn bad
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·Anonymous E — 10 months ago, 4 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #664,863
·Anonymous L — 10 months ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #664,866
@previous (E)
DELETE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
·Anonymous E — 10 months ago, 50 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #664,868
·Anonymous L — 10 months ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #664,869
@previous (E)
DELETE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
·anon — 10 months ago, 2 days later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #665,320
+Anonymous T — 10 months ago, 59 seconds later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #665,323
@previous (anon)
I know. I wish I could unsee that
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·Anonymous S — 10 months ago, 1 minute later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #665,325
·Anonymous T — 10 months ago, 5 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #665,327
@previous (S)
Delete that!!!!! 🤬🤬🤬
·anon — 10 months ago, 1 hour later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #665,349
Swift packing a small penis.
+Anonymous U — 10 months ago, 1 day later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #665,492

ZAp this to death.
+Anonymous V — 10 months ago, 3 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #665,493
bikini catches flavour
·Anon — 10 months ago, 5 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #665,500
@previous (V)
Flavour and Aroma as well.
·Anonymous L — 9 months ago, 5 days later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #665,845
·Anonymous L — 9 months ago, 28 seconds later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #665,846
· !tr.t4dJfuU — 9 months ago, 12 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #665,946
·Anonymous T — 9 months ago, 16 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #665,953
@previous (!tr.t4dJfuU)
It’s the Guardians of the Galaxy ride at Epcot
(Fun fact: that was the ride that broke down on my Disney trip and my mom and sister got mad at me over it 😡😡😡)
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·Anonymous Q — 9 months ago, 26 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #665,971
+Anonymous W — 2 months ago, 7 months later, 8 months after the original post[T] [B] #676,356
Free the nip, baby!
+Anonymous X — 1 month ago, 1 week later, 8 months after the original post[T] [B] #676,451
@previous (W)
ok then
+Anonymous Z-1 — 1 month ago, 1 day later, 8 months after the original post[T] [B] #676,463
Smash, next question.
+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 1 month ago, 5 days later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #676,486
all my life i look at girls tiny bikini bottoms and see them sit on the sand and im like ???? that cant be comfortable idk
+Anonymous Z-3 — 4 weeks ago, 2 weeks later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #676,703

Wedding dress is better
·Anonymous B — 4 weeks ago, 3 hours later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #676,705
·Anonymous Z-3 — 3 weeks ago, 1 day later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #676,718

Mantis bikini
+Anonymous Z-4 — 3 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #676,720
@676,486 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Pussies make me vomit.
·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 3 weeks ago, 13 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #676,721
@previous (Z-4)
they look like squids or some other sea creature
·Anonymous Z-4 — 3 weeks ago, 2 hours later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #676,722
@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
> they look like squids or some other sea creature
Some of them taste like it too.
·Anonymous B — 3 weeks ago, 2 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #676,723
@676,721 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Have you ever seen a squid?
·Me — 3 weeks ago, 2 hours later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #676,724
@676,721 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
> they look like squids or some other sea creature
The first one I viewed was - Maybe 5 yrs old and a girl we were playing with said she had to go home to pee. WE talked her into just doing it in the yard. Squatted down and of WE of course asked why. Forget her reply Then a view of inner lips opening up and.
From that moment on I was ADDICTED!!!!!!!!
Post marriage were my experiences were limited to about 8 to 10 women all with a simple vertical line style vagina. 3rd experience post divorce was with a Gal I knew for years and my wife was friends with her as well. Called her and she said NO to a date but invited me over for dinner. Then into the bedroom to watch TV with her bed as the only place to lay down and watch.
All I can say is - She decided to just GET IT OVER - She made the move on me and frankly all I could say was - WHY? No date and then THAT!
No memory of what I thought about her unique Vagina. She ended up moving in with me and that sex at the get go which was nothing of value; to her a NYMPHO - 7 Nights a week and weekends were mostly in bed or the Jacuzzi pool ocean outdoors anywhere - 4-6 times a day/night,
She bragged about being able to tie her Labia in Knots - Never did try that - Ducks what is fact of my life - NEVER Met a Vagina I did not fall in love with EXCEPT one where I could have inserted by full fist and penis with room left over - Super sweet woman - I just had to move on.
Oh I love Squid and every sea creature I have tried so far. Perhaps some Labia resembles Octopus tentacles - Cannot upload on this device images -
Must say I sure have attempted to consume as much Labia as as as
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+Anonymous Z-5 — 3 weeks ago, 2 days later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #676,753
·Anonymous Z-3 — 3 weeks ago, 1 day later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #676,773
@OP
> Bikinis are gross
Indeed, they are.
·Anonymous Z-3 — 3 weeks ago, 1 day later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #676,785
Autumn descends; the cold returns.