Notice: Home alone tonight?
Topic: Self cleaning toilets
+Anonymous A — 10 months ago #66,501
They exist. You don’t have one. You could have a clean toilet without having to clean your toilet.
Why don’t you have one? Do you enjoy cleaning your toilet?
·Anonymous A (OP) — 10 months ago, 5 minutes later[T] [B] #662,550
Living in a college dorm with a shared toilet last year, and the thought of cleaning a toilet somebody else’s uses just ___. So then I had the thought, "Man, why can’t somebody just invent a self cleaning toilet. I want to invent a self cleaning toilet." And then I googled it and it’s like… they actually exist. That changed my entire outlook on the universe. I’ve never been the same man since.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 10 months ago, 4 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #662,551
@previous (A)
And the thing is right, it’s a thousand dollar toilet. A normal toilet is about a hundred dollars, so no developer is going to put a thousand dollar toilet in a building by default. In my view, a thousand dollar toilet is totally worth it to me. That’s like a phone. But how often do you need to upgrade your toilet? It makes so much sense. And you know what? Screw it, I hate toilet paper. When I graduate and get my own place for real, like permanent, not some apartment for college or a dorm or whatever, I’d totally go for one of those Japanese toilets that squirts water up your ass. My ass doesn’t feel clean until I wash my butt with water. Why not just put the water in the toilet as a feature? It’s like… why stick with the most primitive toilet technology? Why not advance further? Why must Americans wipe their butt with dry paper? It doesn’t even make sense.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 10 months ago, 3 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #662,552
@previous (A)
Also NGL, some women who are opposed to foreskin say that foreskin is gross because toilet paper can get stuck under it. But that doesn’t really make sense because paper comes from trees and urine comes from penises so a tree is cleaner than a penis. But really, the problem is cheap toilet paper sucks. You can buy toilet paper that doesn’t stick to your penis and fall apart. People just love to have a shitty bathroom experience.
+Anonymous B — 10 months ago, 4 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #662,574
I just take a shower every time I shit
Can't be sure my asshole is clean if I don't wash it with soap
+Chuffed !3qyf8DDj3w — 10 months ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #662,583
Toilet cleaning evokes no emotion for me, cleaning showers or tubs is worse (a lot more surface area).
@662,552 (A)
Agree on flaky TP, life's too short to deal with that. And strangely enough, I think it's charmin that's one of the worst culprits - it ain't cheap but their pitch is super fluffy TP (that happens to flake up into tons of dead tree bits).
@previous (B)
Best answer. Showers are wonderful.
+Anonymous D — 10 months ago, 16 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #662,639
@662,574 (B)
> I just take a shower every time I shit
> Can't be sure my asshole is clean if I don't wash it with soap
I never did that until I got a hemorrhoid at 19. My ass doesn’t bleed anymore, but somehow it takes like way more to wipe.