Topic: I have a problem

+Anonymous A — 10 months ago #66,490

I’m a straight man. I’m attracted to femininity. I like dicks. What am I supposed to do?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 10 months ago, 7 minutes later[T] [B] #662,395

Maybe I should go to the sauna with an axe and chop off what I want and take it home with me.

+Anonymous B — 10 months ago, 2 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #662,398

@OP
> I’m a straight man. I’m attracted to femininity. I like dicks. What am I supposed to do?

You have a cock fetish. But you're straight. What are you to do? Go to a gay bathhouse and enjoy yourself.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 10 months ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #662,399

@previous (B)
Gay guys are too masculine tho.

·Anonymous B — 10 months ago, 34 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #662,400

You are probably "mostly straight" unless you have watched too much blowjob porn and you're just porn adjusted.

·Anonymous B — 10 months ago, 49 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #662,401

Are you attracted to a gay man's body or just his cock?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 10 months ago, 3 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #662,402

@previous (B)
> Are you attracted to a gay man's body or just his cock?

So… if I had to list traits I like:

- skinny

- not muscular but not fat

- not that hairy

- longer hair

- not really into facial hair

- pubes are fine, don’t really care

- in terms of skin color, anything except pale. Like you can be darker or brown or white or whatever, just look like you’ve got some life in ya.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 10 months ago, 2 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #662,403

@previous (A)
Also hair color: don’t really like red or blond hair. Although blond hair can be okay if your hair isn’t naturally blond. Like you know when people bleach their hair but then it starts growing and it’s darker at the roots. Also brown hair is fine. Also can’t really do white or grey hair. You gotta have some life in ya.

·Anonymous B — 10 months ago, 17 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #662,404

@662,402 (A)
> > Are you attracted to a gay man's body or just his cock?
>
> So… if I had to list traits I like:
>
> - skinny
>
> - not muscular but not fat
>
> - not that hairy
>
> - longer hair
>
> - not really into facial hair
>
> - pubes are fine, don’t really care
>
> - in terms of skin color, anything except pale. Like you can be darker or brown or white or whatever, just look like you’ve got some life in ya.

That's kinda like a woman with a cock, if you k what I mean.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 10 months ago, 54 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #662,405

@662,403 (A)
Also, very much not into nose rings, those are weird. Ear rings are fine I guess, no preference one way or the other. Not into tattoos.

·Anonymous B — 10 months ago, 13 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #662,406

Have you ever had a penis in your mouth?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 10 months ago, 12 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #662,407

@662,404 (B)
That’s what I’m saying. What am I supposed to do?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 10 months ago, 56 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #662,408

@662,406 (B)
Only mine.

·Anonymous B — 10 months ago, 30 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #662,409

@662,407 (A)
> That’s what I’m saying. What am I supposed to do?

You didn't answer the question.

Anyway I guess the an is to read that book called Mostly Straight by ...

·Anonymous B — 10 months ago, 43 seconds later, 23 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #662,410

Rich Savin Williams.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 10 months ago, 55 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #662,411

Although I will say one thing I cannot stand: I hate it when women do that thing with their eyebrows where they shave them off and then paint them back on. That’s such a strange look. Even though I’m attracted to femininity, some things women do freak me out a bit. That and eyelash extensions. I also hate lip fillers, it looks strange. Generally just, the human face the way god made it, that’s good, changing it only makes it worse. You know what I mean?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 10 months ago, 41 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #662,412

…Botox makes you look like a psychopath with dead eyes if you do it wrong

+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 10 months ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #662,419

wud u suck a dick

+Anonymous D — 10 months ago, 4 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #662,421

@662,411 (A)
Alright, now we're back on track, this I can get behind. "Girl next door" look is allowed.

+Anonymous E — 10 months ago, 3 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #662,436

@662,419 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
He said he sucked his own dick.

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