TinyChan

1. 87% of British soldiers in World War One were named Nigel.

2. All of the dirt in England dates back to Roman times. I didn’t know that before I started researching this.

3. English culture was actually invented when the French invaded England in 1066. Before that it was just an extension of Germany that was slightly more civilized because they had been conquered by Italians in ancient times.

4. There is actually no queen of England.

5. All British people are in fact English.

6. The British accidentally fought on the wrong side of World War Two. They didn’t realize that Hitler was white, they thought he was a Pakistani because he didn’t have an English name.

7. England is the most technologically advanced nation in the world and they invented everything. Apple, Microsoft, Google, Amazon, and SpaceX are all successful British companies.

8. The sun never sets on the British Empire when it’s daytime in Britain.

9. British people celebrate thanksgiving because the British have colonies in America that they still hold onto.

10. The British royal family isn’t ethnically British, they’re actually German by blood. So really, it’s not fair to say that Germany lost the war.

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A brief message from Nigel:

https://youtu.be/nfjP79vSqnE

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