Topic: The last samurai was woke as hell
+Anonymous A — 10 months ago #66,420
Man someone recommended me to watch the last samurai. Fuck that shit. I had to quit watching half the way through that shit was so gay and woke. The whole movie is about this queer little English twink who dresses up as a girl and goes out on dates with men, but then his one Japanese friend in Tokyo goes on a date with him and blackmails him and is like, "If you don’t go on a date with me I’ll tell everybody you secretly dress up as a girl." But then his friend is the nephew of the emperor and apparently the emperor knows that his nephew dresses like a girl because the emperor was actually grooming him to be one of those castrated singing boy things in Asian royal courts like in China and shit. So then this white English guy masters the sword and becomes a samurai. Except the whole training seen is just this English dude hacking off his karate instructor in order to learn how to unsheathe a sword properly by practicing by unsheathing his karate instructors penis in the dojo. Like whole fucking sweaty Italian ballsack in my mouth this is a gay fucking movie!
·Anonymous A (OP) — 10 months ago, 4 minutes later[T] [B] #661,869
Like WTF is this movie? They literally have a whole ass scene where a giant 50 foot tall samurai dude is urinating Liquid Metal on a bunch of Chinese boys. This shit is so homosexual.
https://youtu.be/qg9IR5_u-bU?t=1m40s
https://youtu.be/qg9IR5_u-bU?t=1m40s
+Anonymous B — 10 months ago, 8 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #661,903
What the fuck are you talking about?
+Anonymous C — 10 months ago, 4 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #661,913
> this movie tells the story of Captain Nathan Algren (Tom Cruise)
Found half the problem right there.
Found half the problem right there.
+Anonymous D — 10 months ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #661,928
+Anonymous E — 10 months ago, 2 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #661,944
Sounds like cancer
+Anonymous F — 10 months ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #662,153
+Anonymous G — 10 months ago, 20 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #662,158
@previous (F)
The Japanese are willing to try anything to increase their penile length.
https://youtu.be/Fvf1FV24uLY
The Japanese are willing to try anything to increase their penile length.
https://youtu.be/Fvf1FV24uLY