Topic: I just nearly destroyed my toilet!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:(

+Anonymous A — 11 months ago #66,277

I had random stomach cramps so I went to use the restroom and as I sat on the toilet I projectile pooped everywhere. Luckily the toilet contained everything.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11 months ago, 19 minutes later[T] [B] #661,104

My mom reprimanded me for projectile pooping on the toilet!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:(

How tf was I supposed to know I was gonna projectile???? I thought It was gonna be a regular poop!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:(

+Anonymous B — 11 months ago, 16 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #661,074

Congrats on hitting the target as opposed to the usual errant feces scattered on the wall. You Britbongs are supposed to have bidets I hear, so your caregiver must be relieved they don't have to mop your cheeks this time. At least you keep this pile bumped so I'll let you in on a little known secret.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fpq3YyfiJ9o

+Anonymous C — 11 months ago, 41 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #661,075

You can use my mouth next time ;)

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11 months ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #661,076

@661,074 (B)

I'm an expert at projectile pooping :)

·Anonymous B — 11 months ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #661,079

@previous (A)

+Anonymous D — 11 months ago, 52 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #661,081

@661,076 (A)
> I'm an expert at projectile pooping :)

Can you shit through the eye of a needle at 10 paces?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11 months ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #661,089

@previous (D)

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+Anonymous E — 11 months ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #661,113

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