Topic: Update! Things have gone haywire!
+Dark !e/dFkWa5V. — 11 months ago #66,264
So I'm hiding in the woods from the cemetery zombies, right? And it looked like they killed about all of the jock and cheerleader Satanic cult. Well, now it's night in the forest. I'm scared to go back into town because of the zombies, but my parents will be worried about me, and I'm worried about them because of the zombie outbreak. But now, here in the woods, I'm starting other a really weird howling from afar. It kind of sounds like a wolf, but it also has some kind of intelligence behind it. I'm scared!
+Anonymous B — 11 months ago, 14 minutes later[T] [B] #661,016
+Anonymous C — 11 months ago, 7 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #661,023

Did you know that a werewolf can kill a vampire?
You're a goner.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LplPi2CxNHI