Topic: Oh, hell!
+Dark !e/dFkWa5V. — 11 months ago #66,261
As I was hiding in the crypt from the jock and cheerleader Satanic human sacrifice cult, I heard something from deep inside. I thought it was an animal, but then a living corpse walked out. It was a real zombie! It staggered towards me. I backed up towards the vault's door, but then I heard the cult just outside.
"He's in here!" shouted the blonde cheerleader who had seduced me. "I can hear him!"
They pushed against the door, knocking me to the floor. As the cult rushed in, they saw the zombie and froze as if they were not sure if it was real. Then, more zombies poured out of the crypt! The zombies began attacking and eating the jocks and cheerleaders. I was able to narrowly escape by crawling between them and running back out into the cemetery. I'm now hiding in the forest just outside of town. Oh hell!
+Anonymous B — 11 months ago, 43 minutes later[T] [B] #660,960
Shut the fuck up Matt
+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 11 months ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #660,964