Topic: Oh God, I think my worst fears have come true
+Dark !e/dFkWa5V. — 1.1 year ago #66,095
I decided to surprise my Goth girlfriend at work at the mortuary. I just showed up with roses. When I walked in (it was night and she was working alone, supposedly just restocking things), I heard her crying out in what sounded like orgasmic ecstasy. I Waited, then called out to tell her I was there. She came out flush red and flustered and adjusting her dress. I insisted on going to the back, and there was a young male body with a post-mortem erection, and the penis had what looked like lube smeared all over it! I have a sneaking suspicion that she is..doing something awful. What can I do?? I want to save this relationship!
+Chuffed !3qyf8DDj3w — 1.1 year ago, 9 hours later[T] [B] #660,065
I go for the sit-and-spin method to gather my thoughts.
+Anonymous C — 1.1 year ago, 20 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #660,066
@previous (Chuffed !3qyf8DDj3w)
Dark blew his made up persona on his last topic about Dead men fucking.
·Chuffed !3qyf8DDj3w — 1.1 year ago, 7 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #660,067
@previous (C)
It was a relatively good run - a couple of days is pretty good for this place lol.
·Anonymous C — 1.1 year ago, 5 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #660,069
@previous (Chuffed !3qyf8DDj3w)
My fault for planting the idea of Erections post death.
·Chuffed !3qyf8DDj3w — 1.1 year ago, 17 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #660,071
@previous (C)
lol, stiffies are funny
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