Topic: Should I be worried?

+Dark !e/dFkWa5V. — 11 months ago #66,087

I went to visit my Goth girlfriend at the mortuary where she works part time as an assistant (we're in high school and both Goths). She came out of the back looked flushed red and really flustered. She was patting her skirt down and looked surprised that I had arrived that quickly. I went in the back, and one of the young, handsome male corpses was completely uncovered with a large erection and had been wheeled into the middle of the room. What's going on here?

+Anonymous B — 11 months ago, 42 minutes later[T] [B] #659,931

You have a vivid imagination.

·Dark !e/dFkWa5V. (OP) — 11 months ago, 10 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #659,932

@previous (B)
What? This is real. I really like this girl.

+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 11 months ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #659,940

u shud be worried at all times

+Anonymous D — 11 months ago, 7 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #659,948

@659,932 (Dark !e/dFkWa5V.)
You blew your cover. Your hole tc existence is...

·Dark !e/dFkWa5V. (OP) — 11 months ago, 2 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #659,957

@previous (D)
What cover? What are you talking about? I need relationship advice!

·Anonymous D — 11 months ago, 56 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #659,959

@previous (Dark !e/dFkWa5V.)
I am NOT the first person to point out how phony your GF is.
The Hand Job on a Dead Penis was over the top. With you hinting she climbed on board for a Dead Penis Fuck is just...

·Dark !e/dFkWa5V. (OP) — 11 months ago, 16 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #659,960

@previous (D)
It was not a "hand job". She was just making a joke. It was just a couple of joking strokes, but it still bothered me. And I'm not implying anything about "climbing on board a dead penis." That's disgusting! I just want to know how to proceed. She seems to act kind of weird at the mortuary. We are going to get sushi tonight though, and I'm going to suggest we hang out at her house or mine afterwards and just avoid the mortuary.

·Anonymous D — 11 months ago, 3 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #659,962

@previous (Dark !e/dFkWa5V.)
> the young, handsome male corpses was completely uncovered with a large erection and had been wheeled into the middle of the room.
> And I'm not implying anything about "climbing on board a dead penis." That's disgusting!

> I went in the back, and one of the young, handsome male corpses was completely uncovered with a large erection and had been wheeled into the middle of the room.

·Dark !e/dFkWa5V. (OP) — 11 months ago, 16 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #659,963

@previous (D)
Your point?

·Anonymous B — 11 months ago, 3 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #659,977

@previous (Dark !e/dFkWa5V.)
> Your point?

His point is the same as mine. We both think you're full of shit.

+Anonymous E — 11 months ago, 52 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #659,984

@previous (B)
It's the same guy doing disney asian

·Dark !e/dFkWa5V. (OP) — 11 months ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #659,990

@previous (E)
Absolutely not.

·Anonymous E — 11 months ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #659,991

disney tokyo

+Anonymous F — 11 months ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #659,993

She'll abort your baby and shred it down the garbage disposal.

·Anonymous E — 11 months ago, 23 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #659,997

@previous (F)
That sounds really dark and goth, but he did say she was dark like him.
Necros gonna necro, I guess... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8KMrEeOXJk

+Anonymous G — 11 months ago, 6 days later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #660,385

Canadian housing prices & stagnating wages scare me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7hIBtY9Bjw

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