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Topic: Bow to me peasants

+Eternal God Emperor Trump1 year ago #65,847

“Greetings, my fellow Americans!

This is your Eternal God Emperor, Donald J. Trump, here to tell you about the incredible, YUGE future that Project 2025 is bringing to our great country. It’s gonna be the BEST America you’ve ever seen—so beautiful, you won’t believe it. We’re talking streets paved in gold, everybody’s rich, everybody’s happy, all thanks to ME. Tremendous, right?

Now, there are some… let’s call them, ‘troublemakers’ out there. You know, the people who didn’t get the memo that I’m running the show now. Well, no problem, because we’ve got just the thing for them: reeducation jails. That’s right! Anyone I don’t like or anyone who says anything bad about this great new America will get a very special invitation to these reeducation centers where they’ll learn to love me—or else. And trust me, they’re gonna love it. Or they’ll learn the hard way. Simple as that.

Oh, and let’s make sure you’ve all got my picture up in your homes. It’s mandatory! I mean, why wouldn’t you want to see my face, every day, everywhere? Think of it as a blessing. If I find out you don’t have my picture, you might be seeing the inside of one of those reeducation jails a lot sooner than you think.

So listen up: Project 2025 is gonna make America the greatest empire on Earth, and anyone who doesn’t like it can suck my baseballs!

Remember—together, we’re making history. The best history. The only history.

— Your Eternal God Emperor, Donald J. Trump”

(lol get fucked.)

(Edited 1 hour later by a moderator.)


+Anonymous B1 year ago, 3 hours later[T] [B] #658,790

@OP
> “Greetings, my fellow Americans!
Salutations!

> Now, there are some… let’s call them, ‘troublemakers’ out there. You know, the people who didn’t get the memo that I’m running the show now. Well, no problem, because we’ve got just the thing for them: reeducation jails. That’s right! Anyone I don’t like or anyone who says anything bad about this great new America will get a very special invitation to these reeducation centers where they’ll learn to love me—or else. And trust me, they’re gonna love it. Or they’ll learn the hard way. Simple as that.
Would you say it's a place for like minded individuals to work on themselves? A camp of the... internment variety? Cromulent!

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