Topic: I can't believe Trump is now the favorite to win!
+Anonymous A — 1.1 year ago #65,747
+Anonymous B — 1.1 year ago, 5 hours later[T] [B] #658,298
I'll concede they're both smarter than me. I thought it was a waste of time working so hard for the battleground states or wooing moderates. But here we are - a tight race.
+Anonymous C — 1.1 year ago, 19 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #658,338
He is?+Anonymous D — 1 year ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #658,376
Oh, let me tell you, REAL PATRIOTS are absolutely THRILLED about Trump’s Project 2025. But I say, if we’re aiming to bring back the “good ol’ days,” why stop at 2025 or even 1925? REAL PATRIOTS know that the TRUE glory days are back in 1825. That’s right, baby—back when “freedom” was a concept you only heard about in whispered rumors, and “rights” were privileges carefully doled out to a VERY select few.
Because, let’s face it, REAL PATRIOTS don’t want any of this “freedom for all” nonsense clogging up the country. Who needs all those pesky rights cluttering up our society, giving people wild ideas about “equality” and “democracy”? NO THANK YOU. If you’re a REAL PATRIOT, you know that the best kind of America is one where nobody has freedom… except the people who have earned it by virtue of being born into it. Ah, the smell of TRUE patriotism!
But here’s the thing—I’ve got an even BETTER idea. Forget 1825. Forget 2025. How about I just REPEAL the Bill of Rights ENTIRELY and crown myself GOD-EMPEROR OF THE UNITED STATES? Because if REAL PATRIOTS want to turn back the clock, why stop at some wimpy little century-and-a-half rollback? Let’s go full imperial. I’ll rule with absolute authority, sweeping away all that democratic nonsense and giving the people what they REALLY need: an all-powerful, unyielding leader. Forget free speech! Forget due process! Who needs it? REAL PATRIOTS are tough enough to handle one voice in charge—preferably MINE.
I mean, imagine the efficiency! No more debates, no more elections, no more messy “checks and balances.” Instead, we’ll have checks and dominations! And if you think about it, this is exactly what REAL PATRIOTS have been dreaming of all along. Just one true leader, keeping things in order, no room for rebellion, dissent, or inconvenient rights. Want freedom of assembly? Sorry, we’re full! Freedom of religion? Hope you enjoy the Official Religion of Whatever I Say Today.
So here’s to the TRUE America—the one where REAL PATRIOTS get the kind of old-school, rights-free society they’ve always wanted. I’ll wear the crown, hold the scepter, and rule over a land of pure, undiluted patriotism… or at least, the brand of patriotism that thinks voting is “overrated” and rights are just fancy window dressing. Because, let’s be honest: REAL PATRIOTS know that the only way to “Make America Great Again” is by getting rid of everything that made it great in the first place.
Because, let’s face it, REAL PATRIOTS don’t want any of this “freedom for all” nonsense clogging up the country. Who needs all those pesky rights cluttering up our society, giving people wild ideas about “equality” and “democracy”? NO THANK YOU. If you’re a REAL PATRIOT, you know that the best kind of America is one where nobody has freedom… except the people who have earned it by virtue of being born into it. Ah, the smell of TRUE patriotism!
But here’s the thing—I’ve got an even BETTER idea. Forget 1825. Forget 2025. How about I just REPEAL the Bill of Rights ENTIRELY and crown myself GOD-EMPEROR OF THE UNITED STATES? Because if REAL PATRIOTS want to turn back the clock, why stop at some wimpy little century-and-a-half rollback? Let’s go full imperial. I’ll rule with absolute authority, sweeping away all that democratic nonsense and giving the people what they REALLY need: an all-powerful, unyielding leader. Forget free speech! Forget due process! Who needs it? REAL PATRIOTS are tough enough to handle one voice in charge—preferably MINE.
I mean, imagine the efficiency! No more debates, no more elections, no more messy “checks and balances.” Instead, we’ll have checks and dominations! And if you think about it, this is exactly what REAL PATRIOTS have been dreaming of all along. Just one true leader, keeping things in order, no room for rebellion, dissent, or inconvenient rights. Want freedom of assembly? Sorry, we’re full! Freedom of religion? Hope you enjoy the Official Religion of Whatever I Say Today.
So here’s to the TRUE America—the one where REAL PATRIOTS get the kind of old-school, rights-free society they’ve always wanted. I’ll wear the crown, hold the scepter, and rule over a land of pure, undiluted patriotism… or at least, the brand of patriotism that thinks voting is “overrated” and rights are just fancy window dressing. Because, let’s be honest: REAL PATRIOTS know that the only way to “Make America Great Again” is by getting rid of everything that made it great in the first place.
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