Topic: FUCK MY LIFE!!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:( [asian mom megathread #2]
+Anonymous A — 1.1 year ago #65,741
我媽咪只係因為以下嘅事而嚴厲噉鬧我: - 有我控制唔到嘅皮膚問題 - 有一種我控制唔到嘅痕癢 - 有睡眠問題 - 螢幕時間 - 虛假指責我講垃圾關於佢 - 講 FML 同埋聲稱人哋會話我係自殺 因為噉講 - 話人哋會威脅要送我去精神病院
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(Edited 5 days later by a moderator.)
·Anonymous A (OP) — 1.1 year ago, 16 minutes later[T] [B] #658,540
My mom harshly reprimanded me for talking about stress!!!!!! >:( >:( >:(
SHE is the one causing my stress!!!!! Seriously I can’t WAIT to move out 1 day!!!!! (I can’t right now)
🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬·Anonymous A (OP) — 1.1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #658,541
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:(
Sorry my mom was making me REALLY mad today 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕+Anonymous B — 1.1 year ago, 17 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #658,257
@previous (A)Stop, Tokyo Dave.
+Anonymous C — 1.1 year ago, 16 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #658,260

這聽起來很瘋狂!
·Anonymous C — 1.1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #658,261
·Anonymous A (OP) — 1.1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #658,262
@658,260 (C)
噉係因為我阿媽黐線!🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
·Anonymous B — 1.1 year ago, 49 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #658,267
你是东京大卫.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 1.1 year ago, 22 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #658,542
How do I get my dad to stop forcing me to exercise my @$$ off daily????
It’s so annoying!!!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬·Anonymous A (OP) — 1.1 year ago, 55 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #658,543
My mom harshly reprimanded me for enjoying sweets and attempted to fat shame me AGAIN!!!!!!!! >:(
FML I hate having an Asian mom!!!!!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬+Anonymous D — 1.1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #658,307
+The guy that tells people you are a piece of shit" — 1.1 year ago, 38 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #658,544
My mom just randomly reprimanded me for eating snacks and says it's why I have pimples!!!!!!!!!!!
Other people eat snacks all the time and they rarely get pimples!!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:(·Anonymous B — 1.1 year ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #658,311
@previous (The guy that tells people you are a piece of shit")See? Angry Asian is Tokyo Dave! You forgot to change your username!
·The guy that tells people you are a piece of shit" — 1.1 year ago, 23 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #658,312
@658,544 (The guy that tells people you are a piece of shit")@previous (B)
DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:(
·The REAL Angry Asian — 1.1 year ago, 37 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #658,545
My mom just randomly reprimanded me for eating snacks and says it's why I have pimples!!!!!!!!!!!
Other people eat snacks all the time and they rarely get pimples!!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:(·Anonymous E — 1.1 year ago, 39 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #658,546
My mom just randomly reprimanded me for eating snacks and says it's why I have pimples!!!!!!!!!!!
Other people eat snacks all the time and they rarely get pimples!!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:(·Anonymous B — 1.1 year ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #658,313
@658,545 (The REAL Angry Asian)You busted yourself, Tokyo Dave!
+Anonymous F — 1.1 year ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #658,315
@658,546 (E)You are a piece of shit!!
·Anonymous A (OP) — 1.1 year ago, 42 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #658,547
This is why I can’t clean up my house
I was cleaning my stuff and my sister says that it bothers her, tattled on my mom, and my mom defended her and harshly reprimanded me!!!!!!
FML and 🖕 this house!!!!! I wish I can move out because of this!!!!! Too bad that I’m not allowed!!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬·Anonymous A (OP) — 1.1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #658,316
@658,546 (E)@658,315 (F)
🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
+Anonymous G — 1.1 year ago, 15 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #658,317
·Anonymous G — 1.1 year ago, 13 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #658,318
+Wowzerpowerz — 1.1 year ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #658,319
·Wowzerpowerz — 1.1 year ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #658,320
@658,543 (A)Yikes that sucks, couldn't relate
·Anonymous A (OP) — 1.1 year ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #658,322
@658,543 (A)@previous (Wowzerpowerz)
Being born to a strict and controlling Asian mom is a curse!!!!! 😔😔😔😔😔🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
·Anonymous A (OP) — 1.1 year ago, 40 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #658,323
@658,546 (E)@658,318 (G)
Not funny!!!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
·Anonymous B — 1.1 year ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #658,324
@658,546 (E)Shut up, Tokyo Dave.
·Anonymous B — 1.1 year ago, 12 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #658,325
@658,543 (A)Shut up, Tokyo Dave.
+Anonymous I — 1.1 year ago, 46 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #658,326
@658,544 (The guy that tells people you are a piece of shit")Bwahaha XD
I got a snack for ya 8==D
(Edited 1 minute later.)
·Anonymous I — 1.1 year ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #658,327
@658,547 (A)That is harsh. You should probably move everything slightly to mess with her. I like mixing up books on bookshelves myself.
·Anonymous I — 1.1 year ago, 32 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #658,328
·Anonymous B — 1.1 year ago, 15 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #658,329
@658,547 (A)Give it up, Tokyo Dave. We know it's you.
·Anonymous E — 1.1 year ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #658,548
My mom just reprimanded me over my pimples AGAIN!!!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:(
FML·Anonymous E — 1.1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #658,332
@658,540 (A)@658,261 (C)
My life in a nutshell
+Anonymous J — 1.1 year ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #658,335
@658,547 (A)Psycho Crush Her
+Anonymous K — 1.1 year ago, 10 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #658,549
My mom just randomly harshly reprimanded me over sleep and my skin!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:(
FML🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬·Anonymous D — 1.1 year ago, 10 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #658,348
·Anonymous E — 1.1 year ago, 55 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #658,349
@658,549 (K)@previous (D)
F**K YOU!!!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:(
·Anonymous E — 1.1 year ago, 22 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #658,550
My mom just randomly reprimanded me fro eating snacks!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:(
!!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:(+Anonymous L — 1.1 year ago, 23 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #658,353
@previous (E)tell her u hate niggers
·Anonymous E — 1.1 year ago, 34 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #658,551
My mom just randomly harshly reprimanded me over toilet paper!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:(
!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:(·Anonymous E — 1.1 year ago, 57 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #658,552
My mom just threatened to not take me anywhere because I used toilet paper!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:(
F**K YOU, MOM!!!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:(·Anonymous E — 1.1 year ago, 48 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #658,553
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:(
Sorry my mom was making me REALLY mad today·Anonymous E — 1.1 year ago, 35 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #658,555
Teach me how to use toilet paper in stealth mode!!!!!!!!!
My mom reprimanded me for using toilet paper >:( >:( >:(·Anonymous D — 1.1 year ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #658,355
·Anonymous E — 1.1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #658,356
@658,555 (E)@previous (D)
F**K YOU!!!!!! >:( >:( >:(
·Anonymous D — 1.1 year ago, 7 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #658,357
+Anonymous M — 1 year ago, 5 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #658,358
@658,552 (E)Did you... wrap yourself up like a mummy? Halloween is tomorrow you goof.
·Chuffed !3qyf8DDj3w — 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #658,359
@658,555 (E)Keister it? In jail they teach you to stick everything in yer butt.
·Chuffed !3qyf8DDj3w — 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #658,360
@658,550 (E)Chew with your mouth closed? I too dislike people spitting chip crumbs all over!!
+Anonymous N — 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #658,365
@658,550 (E)@previous (Chuffed !3qyf8DDj3w)
> Chew with your mouth closed? I too dislike people spitting chip crumbs all over!!
chewing with their mouths open. sticky and greasy cum crusted fingers touching controllers.
+Anonymous O — 1 year ago, 21 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #658,367
@658,550 (E)I'm not using their keyboard. I saw the games in their Steam library!
@previous (N) ·Chuffed !3qyf8DDj3w — 1 year ago, 19 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #658,370
@658,553 (E)There's no 'should' or 'should not' when it comes to having feelings. They're part of who we are and their origins are beyond our control. When we can believe that, we may find it easier to make constructive choices about what to do
with those feelings.
MISTER ROGERS
·Anonymous B — 1 year ago, 24 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #658,371
@658,550 (E)Shut up, Tokyo Dave.
·Anonymous E — 1 year ago, 13 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #658,388
@658,553 (E)@658,370 (Chuffed !3qyf8DDj3w)
AMEN!!!!!!!!!!
·Anonymous E — 1 year ago, 13 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #658,390
@658,552 (E)@658,358 (M)
No I used the TP to clean up messes
·Anonymous E — 1 year ago, 5 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #658,557
Find this guy and kick his @$$ for me
Guy has a cat on a leash on his shoulder. Was last seen at a Daiso store in the San Francisco area on Tuesday, October 22 2024. This @$$hole is the main reason why my aunt forcefully yanked me and harshly/loudly reprimanded me and made my mom do it, too.
If you see him punch him in the face and kick him in the privates VERY HARD. He f***ing deserves it 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
If I could I would f***ing kill that guy, but I don't wanna go to jail.·Anonymous F — 1 year ago, 28 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #658,419
@previous (E)You are a piece of shit!!
·Anonymous E — 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #658,558
My mom just randomly reprimanded me over pimples THAT I CAN NOT CONTROL again!!!!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:(
!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:(·Anonymous E — 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #658,425
@658,557 (E)@658,419 (F)
No, YOU are!!!!! (and that guy as well)!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:(
+Anonymous P — 1 year ago, 7 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #658,439
@658,558 (E)Control your pimples with biokinesis, show your mom what a good boy you are.
+Anonymous Q — 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #658,447
@658,558 (E)Control? I thought you were cultivating them on purpose.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #658,559
My dad just randomly got upset and reprimanded me for sleeping in!!!! >:( >:( >:(
My mom reprimanded me for going to bed last night OF COURSE I WILL HAVE SLEEP ISSUES!!!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬·Anonymous A (OP) — 1 year ago, 4 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #658,455
@658,558 (E)@658,439 (P)
1) I wish!!!!
2) I’m female
3) Don’t treat me like a dog or a little kid!!!!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬
·Anonymous A (OP) — 1 year ago, 35 seconds later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #658,456
@658,558 (E)@658,447 (Q)
Why tf would I wish pimples on myself???? They’re one of my worst enemies!!!!!
·Anonymous A (OP) — 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #658,457
@658,544 (The guy that tells people you are a piece of shit")@658,326 (I)
🖕🖕🖕
·Anonymous F — 1 year ago, 59 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #658,459
@658,559 (A)your dad boned you up the ass at night is why you have sleep issues.
·Anonymous P — 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #658,462
@658,558 (E)@658,455 (A)
> 1) I wish!!!!
>
> 2) I’m female
>
>
> 3) Don’t treat me like a dog or a little kid!!!!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬
Being a good boy or a good girl is based and redpilled. If you won't develop the power of biokinesis for this sake then you could at least try out some cosmetic products and skin care.
·Anonymous B — 1 year ago, 36 seconds later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #658,463
@658,559 (A)Hi, Tokyo Dave!
·Anonymous E — 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #658,465
@658,558 (E)@658,462 (P)
My mom thinks skin care products are either bulls***, a waste of $$$, or a combination of both >:( >:( >:(
·Anonymous E — 1 year ago, 18 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #658,560
My mom just randomly reprimanded me because I was closing windows in the house!!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:(
!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:(·Anonymous E — 1 year ago, 3 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #658,564
My mom is INSANE!!!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:(
My mom randomly harshly reprimanded me for being in the restroom for 1 hr (toilet and shower) and having pimples and THREATENED TO SEND ME TO PSYCHOTHERAPY FOR IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:(·Anonymous E — 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #658,565
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:(
Sorry my mom made me REALLY mad+Anonymous R — 1 year ago, 19 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #658,474
@658,564 (E)You are a piece of shit!!
·Anonymous A (OP) — 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #658,475
@658,564 (E)@previous (R)
🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
·Anonymous B — 1 year ago, 20 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #658,476
@658,565 (E)Shut up, Tokyo Dave.
·Anonymous F — 1 year ago, 13 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #658,477
·Anonymous R — 1 year ago, 14 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #658,478
·Anonymous E — 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #658,566
My mom just randomly reprimanded me over my pimples and skin and blamed it on screens and chips!!!!!
!!!!! >:( >:( >:(·Anonymous B — 1 year ago, 5 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #658,479
@previous (E)Just stop, Tokyo Dave.
·Anonymous E — 1 year ago, 1 day later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #658,614
F**k ripe bananas!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:(
I just retched from eating 1 so I gave it the finger >:( >:( >:(·Anonymous E — 1 year ago, 4 hours later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #658,615
My dad got upset at me because my dinner was "too cold" (I was about to heat it up)
>:( >:( >:(·Anonymous A (OP) — 1 year ago, 4 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #658,616
My dad just randomly got upset at and reprimanded me for eating dinner!!!!! >:( >:( >:(
🤬🤬🤬·Anonymous A (OP) — 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #658,617
My dad got upset at me because my sister came home from work!!!!! >:( >:( >:(
🤬🤬🤬·Anonymous A (OP) — 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #658,618
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:(
Sorry my dad was making me REALLY mad 🤬🤬🤬+Anonymous S — 1 year ago, 7 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #658,603
@previous (A)Your dad sucks cock
·Anonymous F — 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #658,604
@658,617 (A)You are a piece of shit!!
·Anonymous A (OP) — 1 year ago, 18 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #658,605
·Anonymous A (OP) — 1 year ago, 54 seconds later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #658,619
My dad got upset at me because a random item fell ALL BY ITSELF!!!!! >:( >:( >:(
🤬🤬🤬🖕🖕🖕·Anonymous A (OP) — 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #658,620
My dad demanded that I give him M&Ms and gout upset that my mom ate some!!!!!! >:( >:( >:(
🤬🤬🤬+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 1 year ago, 8 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #658,607
@658,618 (A)@658,603 (S)
prolly OPs
+Anonymous U — 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #658,621
@658,619 (A)
yer a wizard, harry
·Anonymous E — 1 year ago, 17 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #658,658
I tried a new drink mix and it was way too sweet for me so I dumped the rest of my bottle out
and my mom reprimanded me and said that it was wasteful!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:(
I only drank 1/2 a bottle.·Anonymous E — 1 year ago, 10 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #658,659
My dad left a pot on the stove and my mom reprimanded ME for it!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:(
!!!!!! >:( >:( >:(·Anonymous E — 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #658,660
How do I convince my mom to let me bring a bag of drink mix to Thanksgiving dinner later this month?
We were recently given a bag of drink mix. We sampled all the flavors and they were WAY too sweet for our tastes. Thanksgiving is coming up and I would like to give the bag to my younger cousins (all teenagers and young adults) as a gift. My mom won't let me, though. How do I convince her??? We don't want it to go to waste!!!!!·Anonymous S — 1 year ago, 48 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #658,631
@658,605 (A)
I bet you eat shit.
·Anonymous E — 1 year ago, 38 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #658,661

Every family gathering I attend be like:
My relatives are the people that are having conversations and I'm the guy on the phone!!!!!!!!
·Anonymous A (OP) — 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #658,662
My mom ruined my sleep!!!!! >:( >:( >:(
My mom randomly entered the restroom while I was in the toilet to reprimand me over toilet paper, then she entered my room to do the same thing again!!!!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🖕·Anonymous S — 1 year ago, 10 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #658,640
@previous (A)Pimp slap her and show her who the man of the house is.
+Anonymous V — 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #658,643
@658,659 (E)You probably leave dirty pots out other times.
+Chuffed !3qyf8DDj3w — 1 year ago, 3 hours later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #658,644
@658,659 (E)You won't not do that again.
·Chuffed !3qyf8DDj3w — 1 year ago, 24 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #658,647
@658,662 (A)Put the toilet paper back you goof!
·Chuffed !3qyf8DDj3w — 1 year ago, 23 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #658,650
@658,661 (E)I can't even imagine these next few years, how are the kids supposed to buy big houses, get good jobs, wear fancy sweaters and host Thanksgiving (oh sorry, forgot that holiday was cancelled) and Christmas (slipped, sorry, meant happy holidays)? That $25 Turkey gift gard work gives out will totally make it happen!
·Chuffed !3qyf8DDj3w — 1 year ago, 10 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #658,652
@658,660 (E)Nah, if you guys all don't want it, there's a high chance nobody else wants it either.
I made a bulk buy of iced coffee once and it was terrible. It went to the trash! I wouldn't wish it on my friends and family.
+Anonymous X — 1 year ago, 59 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #658,657
@658,661 (E)And yer family are hipsters, sorry you had to hear it here.
·Anonymous E — 1 year ago, 6 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #658,771
My mom just randomly harshly reprimanded me for eating snacks then played the cholesterol card!!!!!!
>:( >:( >:(+Anonymous Z-1 — 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #658,685
@previous (E)ginger is my gender
·Anonymous A (OP) — 1 year ago, 4 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #658,772
I’m going to Disney World??????
Lately I’ve been hearing my mom and sister talking about planning a trip??? I heard my sister talking about wanting to go and trying to convince my mom. I heard “Magic Kingdom” and “Universal” so I’m guessing an Orlando trip is in the works in the near future????
I hope so!!! The last time I went to Disney World was 18 years ago!!!! 🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞·Anonymous A (OP) — 1 year ago, 4 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #658,773
2 trips a few months apart????? This is so unreal!!!!!
I just recently returned from a trip to Vegas and now I heard that my sister is trying to convince my mom to go to Orlando???? (I heard them say “Magic Kingdom”, “Universal”, and “Disney World”)
If this happens for real that would be so awesome!!!!!! 🤞🤞🤞👍👍+Anonymous Z-2 — 1 year ago, 48 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #658,691
@previous (A)Never been, but if there is food and stuff to do, sounds pretty alright.
·Chuffed !3qyf8DDj3w — 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #658,692
@658,771 (E)@658,685 (Z-1)
Is a gender bender where one plows through 100 gingers in a weekend?
·Anonymous E — 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #658,696
@658,773 (A)@658,691 (Z-2)
I've been once, 18 years ago. It's fun!!!!
·Anonymous J — 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #658,700

Stop making new threads and dump it all in here..
·Anonymous Z-1 — 1 year ago, 8 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #658,720
@658,772 (A)Yes, you're going. 🧙♂️
+Anonymous Z-3 — 1 year ago, 29 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #658,723
@658,772 (A)@OP
> Lately I’ve been hearing my mom and sister talking about planning a trip???
Are your mom and sister talking about planning a trip?
> I heard my sister talking about wanting to go and trying to convince my mom. I heard “Magic Kingdom” and “Universal” so I’m guessing an Orlando trip is in the works in the near future????
Are you guessing an Orlando trip is in the works in the near future?
·Anonymous Z-3 — 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #658,724
@658,773 (A)@OP
> I just recently returned from a trip to Vegas and now I heard that my sister is trying to convince my mom to go to Orlando????
Did you hear that your sister is trying to convince your mom to go to Orlando?
·Anonymous A (OP) — 1 year ago, 53 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #658,729
@658,773 (A)@previous (Z-3)
That’s what it sounds like.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 1 year ago, 17 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #658,730
@658,772 (A)@658,723 (Z-3)
I think so to both
·Anonymous A (OP) — 1 year ago, 15 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #658,731
@658,772 (A)@658,720 (Z-1)
I hope so!!!! 🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞
·Anonymous E — 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #658,775

Disappointed AGAIN!!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:(
I didn't get my desired buffet (Bacchanal) on my Vegas trip AGAIN (wanted to eat there on a previous trip but my mom made me choose a cheaper buffet at the former Mirage RIP) and now that my sister wants us to visit Orlando I checked the rides I wanna go on if we do go and Test Track, 1 of the rides that I didn't get to ride on a previous Disney World trip, will be closed until next year!!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:(
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·Anonymous E — 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #658,776
My mom just randomly reprimanded me for burping!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:(
She then fat shamed me and reprimanded me for eating snacks!!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:(·Anonymous F — 1 year ago, 9 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #658,736
@previous (E)You are a piece of shit!!
·Anonymous E — 1 year ago, 6 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #658,737
@658,776 (E)@previous (F)
F**K YOU!!!!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:(
·Anonymous E — 1 year ago, 5 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #658,777
If I do visit Universal Orlando
you know D*** WELL what I will be giving Hard Rock!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:(·Anonymous Z-1 — 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #658,738
@previous (E)Does Jill Stein jill off?
·Anonymous E — 1 year ago, 58 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #658,778
My mom harshly reprimanded me because my dad put a salad in the fridge and it became frozen
THIS IS BULLS*** I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:(·Anonymous F — 1 year ago, 9 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #658,743
@previous (E)You are a piece of shit!!
·Anonymous E — 1 year ago, 30 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #658,744
@658,778 (E)@previous (F)
F**K YOU!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:(
+Anonymous Z-4 — 1 year ago, 4 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #658,745
@658,778 (E)So uh, you don't want that salad then??
·Anonymous E — 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #658,746
@658,778 (E)@previous (Z-4)
I ate it
·Anonymous E — 1 year ago, 21 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #658,779
Minichan is a f**king RACIST!!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:(
They banned me for "being black" and called me the n-word. I AM AN ASIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:(·Anonymous F — 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #658,750
@previous (E)You are a piece of shit!!
·Anonymous E — 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #658,754
@658,779 (E)@previous (F)
F**K YOU!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:(
·Anonymous E — 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #658,780
My mom just randomly harshly reprimanded me over pimples that I CAN NOT control!!!!!! >:( >:( >:(
F**K PIMPLES!!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:(·Anonymous E — 1 year ago, 58 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #658,781
F**K MY LIFE!!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:(
Not only did my mom harshly reprimanded me over pimples that I CAN NOT control AGAIN, she also claimed that I have cholesterol problems and says that other people will think I have monkeypox!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:(·Anonymous E — 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #658,782
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:(
Sorry my mom was making me REALLY mad·Anonymous E — 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #658,783
How do I get my mom to stop being the pimple police?????? >:( >:( >:(
>:( >:( >:(·Anonymous E — 1 year ago, 52 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #658,784
How come my mom keeps thinking that other people will see my pimples as the monkeypox?????
And how do I get her to stop??????? >:( >:( >:(·Anonymous B — 1 year ago, 10 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #658,758
@previous (E)Shut the fuck up, Tokyo Dave.
·Anonymous E — 1 year ago, 7 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #658,785
AITA for having pimples that I CAN NOT control?????
Whenever I have pimples my mom reprimands me for it, sometimes harshly. AITA????·Anonymous B — 1 year ago, 34 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #658,759
@previous (E)Shut the fuck up, Tokyo Dave.
+Anonymous Z-5 — 1 year ago, 19 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #658,761
@658,783 (E)Man between you and the election. shit's exhaustion. ggs tokyo dave or whoever the fuck you are man. you win.
·Anonymous F — 1 year ago, 48 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #658,762
@658,781 (E)You are a piece of shit!!
·Anonymous B — 1 year ago, 7 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #658,763
@658,781 (E)Shut the fuck up, Tokyo Dave.
@OP
@previous (F) +Anonymous Z-6 — 1 year ago, 34 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #658,764
@658,785 (E)You want the bot response, the lost 5th grader response, or the screeching mid-30's mom response? I can do all 3 (or cross post to your favorite subreddit for results in real time)!
+Anonymous Z-7 — 1 year ago, 50 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #658,765
@658,781 (E)idk but this nigga gotta be a fucking kremlin troll fag man. ever since we were getting close to nov 5. this guy has spamming the same shit back to back. "tokyo dave" or whoever he/they is a troll from a farm. Once the elections are done we're most likely gonna see less of these posts.
·Anonymous U — 1 year ago, 5 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #658,770
@658,779 (E)There are black asians though.
·Anonymous E — 1 year ago, 15 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #659,019
My mom just randomly reprimanded me over pimples AGAIN!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:(
!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:(·Anonymous A (OP) — 1 year ago, 15 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #659,020
My mom won’t stop blasting her stupid Facebook videos with baby talk and I can’t escape them so
I gave her the 🖕 behind my back!!!!!!·Anonymous D — 1 year ago, 6 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #658,839
·Anonymous A (OP) — 1 year ago, 4 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #659,016
My family all ate out and there was free candy so we all grabbed a handful
Only I got reprimanded for it 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 1 year ago, 28 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #658,853
@previous (A)stfu im having a bad night at least u roleplaying about going out with the family
+Anonymous Z-8 — 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #658,860
@659,020 (A)Oogley-goo oogley-doo-goo-doo
·Anonymous F — 1 year ago, 16 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #658,861
@659,020 (A)OP was forced to eat his mom's fartbox as a child. I guarantee it! I saw a guy on Oprah one time and he was saying this same kind of shit about his mom. And he said she use to force him to eat her butt out.
·Anonymous E — 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #659,021

Me as a toddler enjoying my bottle!!!!!!!
·Anonymous F — 1 year ago, 4 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #658,867
@previous (E)You are a piece of shit!!
·Anonymous A (OP) — 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #658,868
·Anonymous E — 1 year ago, 24 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #659,017
My mom reprimanded me becuase I skipped washing my hair today!!! >:( >:( >:(
She said I didn't have to wash my hair daily...·Anonymous E — 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #659,018

When I was 11/12 this happened to me and my mom harshly reprimanded me for it. FML >:( >:( >:(
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·Anonymous E — 1 year ago, 23 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #659,022

My pile of vomit from when I was a toddler!!!!!!!!!
·Anonymous F — 1 year ago, 17 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #658,966
@previous (E)You are a piece of shit!!
·Anonymous A (OP) — 1 year ago, 20 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #659,023
My mom randomly reprimanded me when I was about to go to bed!!!! >:( >:( >:(
Sleep ruined 🤬🤬🤬·Anonymous B — 1 year ago, 13 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #658,968
@previous (A)Go to sleep, Tokyo Dave.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 1 year ago, 8 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #659,024
·Anonymous A (OP) — 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #659,025
·Anonymous F — 1 year ago, 7 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #658,969
@previous (A)You are a piece of shit!!
·Anonymous A (OP) — 1 year ago, 10 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #658,970
·Anonymous A (OP) — 1 year ago, 23 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #659,026
How do I convince my mom to let me buy and destroy Chinese kids’ workbooks????
When I was a kid I was forced to take Chinese classes and I hated it. It was torture. Chinese classes is an Asian American kid’s worst nightmare, including mine and my sister and cousins. I would like to get revenge on it by buying and destroying every single copy of every single Chinese kids’ workbook that exists. They are available on Amazon.
If my mom sees me wanting them she will assume that I want to learn Chinese again and she may even force me to learn it again. That is NOT the reason for my purchases. I don’t want to go through all that torture again. My purpose is to DESTROY them to get revenge on them since they remind me of the torture that I endured during childhood. How do I explain that to her????
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·Anonymous A (OP) — 1 year ago, 5 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #658,971
·Anonymous B — 1 year ago, 10 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #658,972
·Anonymous A (OP) — 1 year ago, 17 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #659,027
Where my family made me eat at in Vegas!!!!!
Of all the nice restaurants that were available, they chose this one: 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
https://www.caesars.com/linq/restaurants/in-and-out·Anonymous A (OP) — 1 year ago, 51 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #658,973
·Anonymous B — 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #658,974
@659,026 (A)@previous (A)
你学习汉字, 是不是? 你能看我的汉字,所以你的作业很好!
·Anonymous F — 1 year ago, 4 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #658,975
@659,027 (A)Suck my dick!!
+Anonymous Z-9 — 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #658,976
@659,026 (A)You can slum it and learn Malay or Tagalog - that should be enough of a disappointment to the family. Really rub it in that you're not a real estate tycoon or playing on the Philharmonic orchestra.
·Anonymous Z-9 — 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #658,977
@659,024 (A)Are you the new intern in educational material sales at Amazon? This isn't going to work, I don't want to buy a kid's practice workbook.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 1 year ago, 4 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #659,001
@659,024 (A)@previous (Z-9)
I want you to burn them all in a fire.
·Anonymous E — 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #659,029
How do I get my dad to stop begging for my food????
Every time that I enjoy a snack my dad comes up to me and asks me to give him some. I don't like that. How do I tell him to stop?????·Anonymous F — 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #659,008
@previous (E)There's no way to tell him. Try sucking his dick. After he blows his load down your throat, then "ask" him to stop. Do not "tell" him. Once you empty his balls and politely ask he may quit. Let us know how it goes.
·Anonymous J — 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #659,013
·Anonymous J — 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #659,014
·Anonymous B — 1 year ago, 15 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #659,015
@659,019 (E)Shut up, Tokyo Dave.