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Topic: I was having sex with my girlfriend. I'm a straight male and she's a straight female.
+Anonymous A — 1.2 year ago #65,623
In the middle of sex, she shouted, "I hereby identify as a man!" So I ws having gay sex! I quickly identified as a woman to make it straight again, but did identifying as a woman make me gay? Help! I just want to be a straight male!
+Anonymous B — 1.2 year ago, 39 minutes later[T] [B] #657,696
You dumb as all fuck. Given your penis was in her vagina her words mean NOTHING.
Maybe she wanted you to do her in her asshole.
+Anonymous C — 1.2 year ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #657,699
Do something manly in the front yard to maintain your status like grunt or fart or something. Oh wait, today's empowered women do that too. Afraid it's over for you.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 1.2 year ago, 8 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #657,728
bump
+Anonymous D — 1.2 year ago, 4 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #657,743
> bump
You want us to call you gay?? It'll make me feel better.
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