It worked for me in college. Go for FAT girls! No guys even go for them. They are desperate, eager to please, and they love food so they'll cook you breakfast in the morning. Sure, in college, I fucked some cute girls too, but I was known for going for any pussy that was alive, and especially fat girls. I didn't give a fuck. The fatter the better. They were always a sure thing, and they gave great head and sex. My friends teased me about it, but they all admitted that I got more pussy than all of them combined. Can't get laid? Go whale hunting! They'll take anything!
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Advice my father gave me! He said the chunky gals are more real - go get 'em! I need something sagely like this to pass on to my kid.
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Just Revolting - any palm is more attractive.