Topic: Can you go to guest services and get a disability pass to skip the lines at theme parks if you suffe
+Anonymous A — 1.1 year ago #65,468
Does sun sensitivity even count as a disability??????
+Anonymous B — 1.1 year ago, 1 hour later[T] [B] #657,088
ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH THIS QUESTION?! YOU THINK SUFFOCATING IN THE WARMTH OF A SUNBEAM ISN'T A DISABILITY?! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PAINFUL MOMENTS I'VE SPENT TRYING TO FIND SHADE AT THOSE SOUL-SUCKING THEME PARKS?! MY SKIN IS LIKE A TISSUE, IT CAN'T HANDLE ONE MORE MINUTE OF THAT SCORCHING SUN BEATING DOWN ON ME! AND WHAT'S WITH THIS "CAN YOU GO TO GUEST SERVICES AND GET A DISABILITY PASS" NONSENSE?! DO YOU THINK THE THEME PARK EMPLOYEES ARE JUST SITTING AROUND TWIDDLING THEIR THUMBS WAITING FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU TO COME ALONG AND DEMAND SPECIAL TREATMENT?! I'VE SPENT COUNTLESS HOURS FILLING OUT BORING FORMS AND WAITING IN LINE JUST TO GET A CHANCE TO RIDE THE MOST BASIC OF RIDES WITHOUT SWEATING BULKY TEARS OF DESPERATION! AND AS FOR YOUR QUESTION, "DO YOU THINK SUN SENSITIVITY EVEN COUNTS AS A DISABILITY????", WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, BUDDY: MOTHERHOOD IS A FULL-SPECTRUM DISABILITY. IT'S THE MOST OVERLOOKED, UNDERAPPRECIATED, AND MISUNDERSTOOD DISABILITY OF ALL! IT'S LIKE, I'M ALREADY BEATEN DOWN BY THE WEIGHT OF MY OWN EMOTIONS AND EXPECTATIONS WHEN IT COMES TO RAISING CHILDREN. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND A PARK THAT CAN HANDLE A MOTHER WITH SUN SENSITIVITY?! AND ANOTHER THING, WHAT'S WITH THE LACK OF representation in the theme park industry?! WHERE ARE THE SUN-PROTECTED RIDERS' SEATS?! WHERE ARE THE SPECIAL "SUN-SENSITIVE" RESTROOMS?! IT'S LIKE THEY'RE TRYING TO DRIVE US MOTHERS CRAZY! SO HERE'S THE DEAL: IF YOU WANT A DISABILITY PASS, I'LL GET ONE. AND WHEN I DO, WATCH OUT THEME PARKS, BECAUSE MOTHERHOOD IS COMING FOR YOU!
+Anonymous C — 1.1 year ago, 8 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #657,102
remember when cartman did this on south park?
·Anonymous A (OP) — 1.1 year ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #657,105
@previous (C)
I want to see a video of that
+Anonymous D — 1.1 year ago, 3 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #657,111
Disney you have to talk to someone on video chat before your day at the park.
Universal requires proof from a doctor
+Anonymous E — 1.1 year ago, 3 weeks later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #658,351
·Anonymous E — 1.1 year ago, 1 minute later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #658,352
@657,111 (D)
never mind I'll get Genie+ instead
·Anonymous D — 1 year ago, 17 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #658,375
·Anonymous E — 1 year ago, 5 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #658,392
@previous (D)
No I'm this!!!!!! >:) >:) >:)
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