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Topic: My dad is anti free swag >:( >:( >:(

+Anonymous A1.1 year ago #65,459

My dad HATES it when I collect free giveaways at events. I got quite a few at a community event today. He thinks that I am hoarding if I do so. I mainly collect brochures, pamphlets, pens, notepads, food, cups, and bags. I wanted to get more but I’m scared that he would say s*** so I didn’t try. How do I convince him to let me collect unlimited free swag?????

+Anonymous B1.1 year ago, 55 minutes later[T] [B] #657,027

Go with him

+Anonymous C1.1 year ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #657,029

Offer one blow job for each free item.

He won't be able to resist.

+Anonymous D1.1 year ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #657,032

Did ya put your real phone number in the cruise giveaway punch bowl? Do you find you get a lot of spam calls for some reason?

+Anonymous E1.1 year ago, 6 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #657,035

Collecting brochures and pamphlets kind of is hoarding though. Cups and bags are useful up to a certain limit, and food/pens/notebooks are all disposable items.

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+Anonymous F1.1 year ago, 8 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #657,045

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Nice idea?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 1.1 year ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #657,060

@657,035 (E)

I use up the stationary then I dispose of them

·Anonymous E1.1 year ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #657,061

@previous (A)
That's my point, they can be used up and then they're gone so the hoarding argument doesn't really apply to them.

·Anonymous C1.1 year ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #657,065

Just stick it somewhere he can't see. He's probably thinking you might have horder tendencies. Keep your bedroom tidy and he's unlikely to complain.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 1.1 year ago, 12 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #657,075

@657,061 (E)

EXACTLY. He doesn’t understand.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 1.1 year ago, 42 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #657,076

@657,065 (C)

My mom stores her stuff in my room and gets mad at me when I tell her to take them out >:( >:( >:(

+Anonymous G1.1 year ago, 4 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #657,081

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blast it with piss

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