Topic: today on the subway i vomited n pissed myself
+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 1.1 year ago #65,442
i drank water n began choking and that was quite literally my bodies reaction and i did that and I did that in public
+Anonymous B — 1.1 year ago, 8 hours later[T] [B] #656,872
Sounds like something my wife would do but probably because of rippin the ganj too hard
+Anonymous C — 1.1 year ago, 16 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #656,873
Too bad you weren't in New York, they see that kind of thing all the time so they wouldn't even notice.
+Anonymous D — 1.1 year ago, 3 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #656,875
Ducks so you're sober so flu?
·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 1.1 year ago, 2 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #656,880
@previous (D)
no i drank water and it went down the wrong tube and i was coughing. but i kept coughing and the water was staying and my lungs were empty. i was in full dying mode lol my body spazz out and i vomited the water out and peed a little lol i wish i hus vomited and didnt pee but i think nobody noticed at least the pee part or im fucking hoping
toronto subway is pretty gross too so i guess im one of the gross weird subway people now
·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 1.1 year ago, 15 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #656,881
@656,872 (B)
LMFAOOOHDJFJRJTJRJTKT
·Anonymous D — 1.1 year ago, 5 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #656,882
@656,880 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Sarah Silverman wrote a book about how much she pissed herself in bed.
·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 1.1 year ago, 59 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #656,883
@previous (D)
thats a ridiculous thing to do
·Anonymous D — 1.1 year ago, 12 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #656,884
@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Me thinks you do not understand. As a child she was a bed wetter. She outgrew it.
Used it in her comedy routines.
·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 1.1 year ago, 1 hour later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #656,885
+Anonymous E — 1.1 year ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #656,888
@OP
FagBert was once so drunk that he shat his pants and tossed his cookies at the same time.
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