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Topic: today on the subway i vomited n pissed myself

+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc2 years ago #65,442

i drank water n began choking and that was quite literally my bodies reaction and i did that and I did that in public

+Anonymous B2 years ago, 8 hours later[T] [B] #656,872

Sounds like something my wife would do but probably because of rippin the ganj too hard

+Anonymous C2 years ago, 16 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #656,873

Too bad you weren't in New York, they see that kind of thing all the time so they wouldn't even notice.

+Anonymous D2 years ago, 3 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #656,875

Ducks so you're sober so flu?

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 2 years ago, 2 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #656,880

@previous (D)
no i drank water and it went down the wrong tube and i was coughing. but i kept coughing and the water was staying and my lungs were empty. i was in full dying mode lol my body spazz out and i vomited the water out and peed a little lol i wish i hus vomited and didnt pee but i think nobody noticed at least the pee part or im fucking hoping

toronto subway is pretty gross too so i guess im one of the gross weird subway people now

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 2 years ago, 15 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #656,881

@656,872 (B)
LMFAOOOHDJFJRJTJRJTKT

·Anonymous D2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #656,882

Sarah Silverman bed wetter.jpg@656,880 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Sarah Silverman wrote a book about how much she pissed herself in bed.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 2 years ago, 59 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #656,883

@previous (D)
thats a ridiculous thing to do

·Anonymous D2 years ago, 12 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #656,884

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Me thinks you do not understand. As a child she was a bed wetter. She outgrew it.
Used it in her comedy routines.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #656,885

@previous (D)
lol

+Anonymous E2 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #656,888

Bertsign.jpg@OP
FagBert was once so drunk that he shat his pants and tossed his cookies at the same time.

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