Topic: Job Posting: salesperson and hat assembler
+ATCO — 1.2 year ago #65,366
Expectations:Always be on time of course
Know the ATCO way
beat your kids and significant other if they don’t follow the ATCO way
Sell ATCO Hats
Benefits:
Free @CO hats for everyone in your family
Listen to this song the whole time on repeat while at work: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARiiO_41Id8
100 dollars an hour
We sell ATCO hats pictured in this post for 40 dollars a piece. That’s all you do is sell this one hat at ATCO. 4 people staff ATCO 14 hours a day 7 days per week. There is often a 2 hour wait to buy ATCO hats. Most we sold is 1890 in a day. 7 hours stitching ATCO hats and the other 7 selling them. We close the queue at store close so there’s plenty of overtime.
The ATCO way:
You must ALWAYS ask: This time at ATCO, where have you been?
If someone asks you this, you must answer or suffer the consequences
If you are late, you get beat by your boss and a lucky coworker
Beatings must be administered by an ATCO approved paddle
If your kid or significant other uses the paddle on you they go to jail as they are not protected by ATCO
When you administer a beating for non compliance, you must first start playing hangingaround from your phone or other sound system and film it to send to ATCO payroll for a 100 dollar bonus
+Anonymous B — 1.2 year ago, 5 hours later[T] [B] #656,280
CapCOM
+Anonymous C — 1.2 year ago, 5 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #656,281
Now this is a high quality shitpost.
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