Topic: Porn Drums
+Anonymous A — 1.2 year ago #65,330
A new couple was kissing on their porch at their country home. They went inside and as they did a band started playing porn drums. A crazy guy was 200 feet away at his house painting himself red. When covered in the paint he went to the couples house, broke in while she took her shirt off and she screamed. The red painted guy sat the house on fire while the guy kept playing his porn drums. Larry and Lara called 911 and the cops came and asked the porn drum player questions. The porn drums kept playing as they chased the arsonist. The arsonist went to jail, the porn drum playing became famous and the couple got a new house far from the porn drum player and the arsonist was in jail for 10 years.
+Anonymous B — 1.2 year ago, 39 minutes later[T] [B] #655,959
+Anonymous C — 1.2 year ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #655,977
Makes absolutely no sense.
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