Topic: Money and America
+Anonymous A — 1.5 year ago #65,324
Time for car insurance give us 300 dollars
You: TRIG TRIG!! 💰
Time for your car payment give us 400 dollars
You: TRIG TRIG!! 💰
Oh no you got injured and need to go to the emergency room give us 2000 dollars
You: TRIG TRIG!! 💰
It’s time to pay the lights give us 310 dollars
You: TRIG TRIG!! 💰
It’s rent time give us 1200 dollars NOW
You: I only have 400 dollars i can give you 800 next week
… that’s not good enough. Pack your shit you’re evicted.
You: okay
You are now homeless let’s deport you to North Korea
You: can America be more empathetic
No, that’s Nazism. You are not a patriot. You are homeless. You should have had more money to give us.
(Edited 1 minute later.)
+Anonymous B — 1.5 year ago, 10 minutes later[T] [B] #655,883
+Chuffed !3qyf8DDj3w — 1.5 year ago, 11 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #655,885
In the past, I've survived by not buying things. I've about run out of things to not buy though.
I need a new angle, but I refuse to work a second job or fall into the gig economy.
+Anonymous D — 1.5 year ago, 51 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #655,886
@OP
You're doing it wrong. Loose you're birth certificate apply for refugee status. You're welcome.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 1.5 year ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #655,888
@655,883 (B)
I was going to put “but i work 2 jobs” with a reply of “then get a third and do away with sleeping only nubs sleep”
(Edited 26 seconds later.)
+Anonymous E — 1.5 year ago, 5 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #655,890
inb4 OP lives in a blue shithole
+Anonymous F — 1.5 year ago, 12 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #655,892
[mention MrObeast here o algo, you WILL be an attention-whore online for shekels]
+Anonymous G — 1.5 year ago, 5 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #655,894

*laughs in CCP*
+Anonymous H — 1.5 year ago, 17 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #655,917
this is your dumbest shtick yet
·Anonymous G — 1.5 year ago, 3 days later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #655,999

Money for nuffink; chicks for free - Dire Straits
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