Topic: my cock smells bad

+Anonymous A — 1.2 year ago #65,308

literally it stinks like the urinal in a run down bar. Why it stink? I only drink Diet Coke

+Anonymous B — 1.2 year ago, 10 minutes later[T] [B] #655,702

@OP
Cum as you are.

+Anonymous C — 1.2 year ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #655,703

@OP
Smegma

+Anonymous D — 1.2 year ago, 26 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #655,705

Every time you've peed, pour a few water drops on a piece of toilet paper before you use it to wipe yourself, then wash your tip with water over the sink. If you press the perineum (space between your anus and scrotum) it will aid in emptying the last few drops of urine, but don't touch if you don't know how to wipe your ass (and balls).
Take a shower first because your penis is too stinky, soap gel is definitely recommended, the smegma shouldn't be there in the first place.
It's a well known fact by now that most straight/bisexual people don't take good care of their sex hygiene as properly as gay people do. Straight men won't even use toilet paper after peeing, and they prefer to stand up instead of sitting while peeing all over the toilet seat.

(Edited 5 minutes later.)

·Anonymous A (OP) — 1.2 year ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #655,706

@previous (D)
its not fucking smeg just smells of piss. bet you'd love that though you fag

·Anonymous D — 1.2 year ago, 26 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #655,707

@previous (A)
> bet you'd love that though you fag
I don't.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 1.2 year ago, 25 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #655,708

@previous (D)
lol u sit down to pee

·Anonymous D — 1.2 year ago, 26 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #655,709

@previous (A)
Do you shit while standing?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 1.2 year ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #655,710

@previous (D)
YOU SIT DOWN TO PEE DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR OPINION YOU MUST BE EFFEMINATE AS FUCK PROBABLY SPEAK WITH A CAMP ASS VOICE TOO YOU ARE GAY FUCK OFF GAY B0Y

·Anonymous A (OP) — 1.2 year ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #655,711

@previous (A)
SITTING DOWN TO PEE THEN WIPING YOUR COCK WITH TOILET PAPER LOL DOESNT YOUR BOYFRIEND GET PAPER IN HIS MOUTH OH THATS RIGHT YOURE THE ONE TAKING IT NOT HIM LOL YOU FUCKIN GAY ASS BITCH

·Anonymous A (OP) — 1.2 year ago, 13 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #655,712

FAG

·Anonymous D — 1.2 year ago, 11 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #655,713

@655,711 (A)
> GET PAPER IN HIS MOUTH
You can pull out the paper scraps that sticks to the glans with your very fingernails gently akin to performing a surgery.

+396474 — 1.2 year ago, 8 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #655,732

Its from chemicals from soft drinks I think. Try more water.

+Anonymous F — 1.2 year ago, 18 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #655,734

@previous (396474)
No, I drink a lot of soft drinks and my penis smells fine.
Simply put, OP doesn't want to wash his cock because he thinks it's gay, or maybe he's fat and has a micropenis.

·396474 — 1.2 year ago, 17 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #655,735

@previous (F)
> No, I drink a lot of soft drinks and my penis smells fine.
> Simply put, OP doesn't want to wash his cock because he thinks it's gay, or maybe he's fat and has a micropenis.

Yeah its possible by his statements. Or her... :D

·Anonymous A (OP) — 1.2 year ago, 10 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #655,753

@655,734 (F)
YEAH UNFORTUNATELY I DON'T HAVE MY BOYFRIEND SUCKING IT CLEAN EVERY 90 MINUTES YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING WEIRD

FAGS

·396474 — 1.2 year ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #655,754

@previous (A)
There's absolutely nothing wrong with sucking your best buddy's cock clean every now and then, you get to taste his big, mouth-watering, throbbing warm erect cock being inside of you while he sucks you off, all in unison. Who cares if you two get called gay, faggot, or something? There's no other experience quite like it. This intimate oral act shows the highest level of respect and trust, supposedly the strongest bond between men, which only the truest of friends can do. Embrace it, do not hesitate. It ain't gonna suck itself...

·Anonymous A (OP) — 1.2 year ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #655,755

@previous (396474)
Sounds like you got a doctorate in faggotry from the Queer Bitch University

·Anonymous A (OP) — 1.2 year ago, 33 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #655,757

fags

+Anonymous G — 1.2 year ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #655,762

·396474 — 1.2 year ago, 16 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #655,796

@655,755 (A)
> Sounds like you got a doctorate in faggotry from the Queer Bitch University

I didnt knew that university until you said that name....Own experience?

+Anonymous H — 1.2 year ago, 4 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #655,803

@655,710 (A)
Your dick smells like shit. You're not better than him

(Edited 8 seconds later.)

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