Topic: I’m changing approach to finding a girlfriend - now I’m a sexy surfer dude who says crude things
+Anonymous A — 2 years ago #65,189
hey babes
just been surfing
riding the waves
you want to ride my cock
like I’m a a wave babe
radical
I don’t use condoms because they have recently been discovered to have forever chemicals in them at high levels
I am all natural baby I really commune with the energies of the gods and nature
Do you want to cum-mine with this dick?
Ok so any potential girlfriends please reply
+Anonymous B — 2 years ago, 3 minutes later[T] [B] #654,206
> Ok so any potential girlfriends please reply
Male here, pick me.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 2 years ago, 21 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #654,207
@previous (B)
no no no
female girlfriends only!
ladies in cute swimsuits and cool feminine surfboards only
ones with like astrology imagery and stuff
baby I’m a libra
libra-ly handing out pusay poundings
+Anonymous C — 2 years ago, 20 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #654,208
Strangely enough, this angle could work. There are plenty that are mad about forever chemicals but have no problem hanging out in a skeevy van. Go get 'em tiger.
+Anonymous D — 2 years ago, 12 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #654,229
Vladislava Galagan wants you.
+Anonymous — 2 years ago, 6 days later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #654,695
Ew
+Anonymous F — 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #654,697
This guy is a real creep! Behead him!
+Anonymous G — 2 years ago, 40 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #654,703
@previous (F)
I don't think we're into the ladies he picked up, but I can't disagree with the creep part. Time to take out the trash.
·Anonymous — 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #654,704
@previous (G)
> I don't think we're into the ladies he picked up, but I can't disagree with the creep part. Time to take out the trash.
Is this the same guy that wanted to date me on tiny chan?? I'm the zoloft woman.
·Anonymous F — 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #654,707
@654,703 (G)
Better get FuckAlms in here! Make this place safe for Zoloft babes again! Ban this guy!
@previous (Anonymous)
No babe that’s me
(Edited 2 minutes later.)
·Anonymous G — 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #654,708
@654,704 (Anonymous)
Ah, just did the math. Sorry, speaking in general at skeevy surfer pickups and not directed at anyone here. Apologies! Hope all is well; have a good day.
·Anonymous — 2 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #654,709
@654,707 (F)
> Better get FuckAlms in here! Make this place safe for Zoloft babes again! Ban this guy!
>
>
> No babe that’s me
What? Ducky is ur wife
·Anonymous — 2 years ago, 10 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #654,710
@654,708 (G)
> Ah, just did the math. Sorry, speaking in general at skeevy surfer pickups and not directed at anyone here. Apologies! Hope all is well; have a good day.
Lol
·Anonymous F — 2 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #654,714
@654,709 (Anonymous)
I am the guy who was trying to date you but now respects your boundaries like a good man. I bet this surfer guy wouldn’t!
(Edited 27 seconds later.)
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