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Topic: Stealing shopping carts seems pretty easy

+Anonymous A1.4 year ago #65,088

Let's say I go around numerous giant supercenter stores and steal shopping carts. It can be done easily with my SUV.. just push it in there and close the trunk fastly.. then of course, spray paint it and resell. What do you think? Am I dumb criminal in the making?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 1.4 year ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #653,266

It would help to probably shop at the store I took the shopping carts from so if I got caught I could say to judge "well, they got their money back because I shopped there weekly".

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+Anonymous B1.4 year ago, 6 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #653,294

-CPcwcs-8SOYC7E8Oxn5fa7d6pJaA4544-l.jpgNot so fast, buddy! While it might seem like a heckin' quick and easy way to make sum buckaroonies at your local Walmart, stealing shopping carts is still, well, a big.. big NO-NO!!! *barks* And that's not nice! No matter how you try to justifur it. Sure, you could argue that you're a regular customer at the store, but that doesn't give you the right to take their property without permission! Let's keep those little paws to ourselves and make sure we're always being the best, most honest little buddy we can be! ^w^

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·Anonymous A (OP) — 1.4 year ago, 48 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #653,295

@previous (B)

Not so fast, furfag wannabe general... I don't take orders from squares..

+Anonymous C1.4 year ago, 3 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #653,303

I've never shopped at a store that has janky mismatched carts - are there actually any buyers?

+Anonymous D1.4 year ago, 23 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #653,306

they made a whole show about this 20 years ago

·Anonymous D1.4 year ago, 3 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #653,307

@653,294 (B)
> Not so fast, buddy! While it might seem like a heckin' quick and easy way to make sum buckaroonies at your local Walmart, stealing shopping carts is still, well, a big.. big NO-NO!!! *barks* And that's not nice! No matter how you try to justifur it. Sure, you could argue that you're a regular customer at the store, but that doesn't give you the right to take their property without permission! Let's keep those little paws to ourselves and make sure we're always being the best, most honest little buddy we can be! ^w^

i will break your fuckin jaw

+Chuffed !3qyf8DDj3w1.4 year ago, 12 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #653,344

@653,306 (D)
And I thought the whole joke was everything thing on that show was a bad idea (buying a tralier park, shooting a porno with neighbors, growing weed in your entire living space, living in sheds, stealing shopping carts, etc).

·Anonymous A (OP) — 1.4 year ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #653,359

@previous (Chuffed !3qyf8DDj3w)
> shooting a porno with neighbors

That's no bad idea.

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