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Topic: Where are you from?

+3964742.1 years ago #65,064

Be proud be loud!

+Chuffed !3qyf8DDj3w2.1 years ago, 47 minutes later[T] [B] #652,963

My story is but of a humble one, born of two fathers and one mother in a small town in eastern Colorado. What were two man buns and a Jezebel doing in a small ski village? Mostly hot tub stuff and eating fine cheeses, occasionally parting from the ostentatious frolicking on the balcony to work as ski instructors. Believe it or not, I was conceived in the off season in an adjacent town, at a rest stop toilet. My mother met with an upper tier onlyfans subscriber to exchange farts in a jar and a $2000 boob grope - things got a bit weird from there.

+Anonymous C2.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #652,965

1652630052_rushrabbit_conserativebu.jpgWell... it's 4th of July today, but at least I'm thankful that I wasn't born in Americ-*transforms into a dumb chauvinistic patriotic bigoted narrow-minded gun-loving racist sexist “I just wanna grill” wife-hating alcoholic fat American conservative couch potatoed brute* FUCK THOSE LIBTARD PRIDE MONTH SNOWFLAKES' BULLSHIT AND KICK THOSE GODDAMN FUCKING ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT NIGGERS OUT OF OUR COUNTRY!!! *McDonald's goyslop ad plays* fuck *leaks pre from his fishy smegma-covered peepee* this is why I love 'murica, the land of freedom.. I need to drive my truck to order some mouth-watering XXL greasy heart-attack-inducing grilled ham deep-fried BBQ triple bacon cheeseburgers right now!

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+Anonymous D2.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #652,974

@previous (C)
Hi Matt!

+3964742.1 years ago, 8 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #652,983

@652,963 (Chuffed !3qyf8DDj3w)
> My story is but of a humble one, born of two fathers and one mother in a small town in eastern Colorado. What were two man buns and a Jezebel doing in a small ski village? Mostly hot tub stuff and eating fine cheeses, occasionally parting from the ostentatious frolicking on the balcony to work as ski instructors. Believe it or not, I was conceived in the off season in an adjacent town, at a rest stop toilet. My mother met with an upper tier onlyfans subscriber to exchange farts in a jar and a $2000 boob grope - things got a bit weird from there.
I didnt expect a interesting story about your origin lol

+Anonymous F2.1 years ago, 44 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #652,985

XG.jpgI'm from India; a country with no common language within its borders and where people still beliver a caste system informally.

+Anonymous G2.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #652,987

It's a holiday in my country. Whoo-hoo!

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI2.1 years ago, 50 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #652,990

@previous (G)
"Rid of those damn Yankees" Day?

·Anonymous G2.1 years ago, 3 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #653,004

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

No, it's the 4th of hottest month of the year.

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+Anonymous I2.1 years ago, 52 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #653,012

southeast USA

+Anonymous J2.1 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #653,038

@652,985 (F)
extremely based.

+Anonymous K2.1 years ago, 32 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #653,039

cool hat

·Anonymous G2.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #653,042

@653,012 (I)

We should totally colab some time.
You know what?
I'll have my people contact your people.

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