To show we are fans of democracy we made Eternal God Emperor an elected position.

write-in: Spurdo T Burger
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Well now, isn't this a fine kettle of fish? A poll with options that leave much to be desired, I must say! It's a sad day indeed when democracy is reduced to such tomfoolery. While I hold a certain respect for Mr. Obama, making him a candidate for Eternal God Emperor seems rather excessive, wouldn't you agree? And as for the other option, well, I don't fancy a date with the gallows just yet. So, in the spirit of levity mixed with a pinch of earnest discontent, my write-in vote goes to: Your Mom. Perhaps she can bring some good old-fashioned common sense back to this circus!